I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT

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Back in my day we asked each other's phone numbers. Now apparently the Instagrams are what we ask for if we want to stay in touch. And if we are talking about crushes, love at first sight, if you feel it and you know it, let the other person know what they mean to you and that you are serious about your feelings, at least do it before someone else comes along and takes that person away from you.

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THE THIEF DELIVERY GUY

So, with online sales on the rise, package thefts from people's doorsteps have also increased. In this case, a security camera catches the delivery guy dropping off a package, taking a photo of the delivery, and then picking it up again to steal it.

Like, if no one's gonna keep it here, might as well keep it for myself.



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Air cumshot.

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IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IS IT?

They are still telling secrets. Women are really into sharing secrets with each other. Or maybe they are smelling their perfumes, they also like that a lot. Or maybe they are criticizing some girls in front of them. Yeah, they're also really into critizicing each other.



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Optimized to facilitate pleasure.

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AGAINST THE WINDOW

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Few things can be as useful as a window wall when it comes to having decent support for sex.



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Choose your adventure.

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BETWEEN CARRIAGES

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Fucking between carriages on the subway is like sitting in the last row of the movie theater to get a blowjob. It may be disrespectful to others, but you're doing your part not to disturb people too much.




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When you fall asleep in the garden with your butt exposed, and mosquitoes have a feast.

Believe it or not, the device is a venom extractor. I'll leave a link to Amazon in case you're interested.


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I THINK WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN

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After a first date, the farewell moment is crucial to gauge if there's interest in seeing each other again. Pay attention to the signals and try to be objective.



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Slow motion of the day.

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ATTEMPTED ASSAULT ON JAVIER MILEI

Javier Milei, the new president of Argentina, from the balcony of the Casa Rosada: "I prefer to speak an uncomfortable truth than a comfortable lie. We will begin the reconstruction of Argentina after 100 years of decline. We will have to endure a period of hardship, but there is no night that has not been defeated by the day."

Milei has signed his first decree: He reforms the Ministry Law to have only 9 ministries "with the purpose of rationalizing and making the presidential cabinet more efficient." It reduces from 21 ministries to 9.

During his inauguration, there was an attempted assault while he was traveling by car. A man threw a glass bottle that hit one of the security guards.

What happens next won't surprise you.



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Enjoying a swim in the pool.

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