I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER HER

Apparently, apart from that movie, she only starred in two more, one of them "Cyborg Cop"... and she also was involved with the protagonist.

AMATEUR FLESH: LUCLAIRE

I'm sure you'd love an adventure with user LuClaire—and by 'adventure' I don't mean something like hiking, skydiving, or backpacking. We're talking about much more intimate adventures here.



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What a zoom!

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: EMILY RAY


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Seattle 🪩



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The appetizers.

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AMATEUR FLESH: VENGEANCECHIRP

Nika-chan is 19 and a hardcore anime fan. Her thing with cosplay goes way beyond just dressing up — she becomes the character. When she's in costume, she’s not playing around. She is the role.

She’s into weird ideas, playful challenges, and anything that's a little off the beaten path. She loves getting messages, hearing bold suggestions, and vibing with people who have that same mix of geeky and twisted energy.
When she’s not slipping into a new character, she’s drawing, reading manga, or getting lost in her favorite music. She’s all about whatever sparks a feeling — a beat, a panel, or a cheeky message that hits just right.

If you're obsessed with a certain anime, into the schoolgirl, neko, or magical girl vibe, or just curious how far someone’s imagination can really go — Nika might just be what you’ve been looking for.



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Going once, going twice...

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL11

Like it or not, AI has officially learned how to play with our fantasies. And it does it with almost offensive precision — smooth skin, hypnotic gazes, teasing poses, and bodies crafted to perfection. No models, no cameras. Just pure algorithmic magic.

They may not be real, but the way they make us feel? That part’s very real. And that says a lot. Because behind every image, there’s a question that lingers: is this just the beginning? If AI can generate this kind of visual fantasy now, what will it be capable of in one, five, or ten years?

For now, the only thing that’s clear is this digital fantasy isn’t going anywhere. So stop overthinking it and just enjoy.



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This is how people who don’t visit ALRNCN start their week.

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FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS

In the US, it’s pretty common for cops to run a few physical tests before even pulling out the breathalyzer. These are called field sobriety tests, and they’re not just for show — officers need reasonable suspicion to move to the next step, and these checks help them spot signs that someone might be under the influence.

• One-Leg Stand: lift one leg and try to keep your balance for about 30 seconds. Sounds easy… until you’ve had a few drinks.
• Walk and Turn: walk in a straight line, heel-to-toe, turn, and walk back. It’s all about coordination.
• Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus: follow a light with your eyes without moving your head. If your eyes twitch in a weird way, that’s a big red flag.

There are more tests, but these three are usually enough to tell if you’re good to drive… or not.



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The dangers of leaving glue open.

This is Cadey Mercury — and here you can check out a few of her scenes.




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