LESS HANDJOBS AND MORE SEX

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The single element that better unites men and women the most is sex, and considering that they're satisfying themselves individually, how long will it be before we become extinct?

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FROM LEATHER TO SOLID GOLD: THE STORY OF THE OLISBO

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Long before sex toys looked anything like what we know today, women in Ancient Greece already knew how to handle things on their own. Olisbos—phallus-shaped objects made of leather, wood, ceramic, or even bread—were loyal companions when husbands went off to war. Far from being taboo, these early dildos were part of everyday life in cultures like the Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and even Chinese, often paired with simple (and effective) lubricants like olive oil.

Throughout history, the olisbo didn’t just stick around—it evolved. It showed up in plays, scandalous poems, erotic Japanese novels, and even in the private collections of European royalty. From the sex strike in Lysistrata to tortoiseshell dildos in Japan and Queen Isabella’s legendary solid gold toy, it's clear that female pleasure has always sparked creativity.

Funny how many people still think female sexual desire is some modern revelation, thanks to feminism and sexual liberation. The truth is, women have always enjoyed sex—and there were times, like in classical Greece, when they were even more sexually free than today. It’s just that, like so many things, it got buried. But history? If you dig a little, it always has something juicy to say.



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YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF IF YOU CLEAN YOURSELF

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Taking a shower and not taking the opportunity to masturbate is like going to see your mother and not going back home with lunch boxes with homemade food in them.



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MONDAY AT ALRNCN

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Back to square one, but this time with more drive than excuses. Today’s not about being first—it’s about not standing still. Doesn’t matter if the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet or your body’s still beefing with your bed—Monday doesn’t knock, it kicks the damn door in and drops a whole week on your lap.

So no drama. No excuses. Chin up and fire up the engines. If Friday was a breeze, Monday can be your boost. The jolt. The kick you needed to finally stop putting things off. Let’s f*cking go already.

And yeah, it’s rough. I know. But you’ve gotta get moving. You’ve got more fuel than doubt and way more strength than you give yourself credit for. Come on! You’re wasting time—hit that damn START button already, it’s not gonna push itself.



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AI GETS BETTER BY THE DAY

When it comes to images, AI has reached a point where it’s not just learning from millions of real photos—it’s also learning from the images it creates itself. What does that mean? It enters a kind of feedback loop: it generates an image → analyzes it → learns from what worked (or didn’t) → and then the next one comes out even sharper.

It’s basically training itself, constantly refining the tiniest details: more realistic textures, cleaner lighting, better anatomy. And the more it creates, the more it understands what clicks and what doesn’t. It doesn’t need a human to say “this looks good” or “this is off”—every image is a new chance to level up.

The wildest part? That improvement doesn’t take months. It takes days. Seriously. An image it makes today can already make last week’s look outdated.



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MASTURBATING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF

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A 2024 study published in the International Journal of Sexual Health by the University of Zurich looked at the habits of 370 women and found something pretty interesting: the more psychological stress they reported, the more likely they were to masturbate. And not just for physical release—it was actually a way to deal with mental tension.

But is this something new? Or has it always been like this?
Truth is, masturbation as a coping mechanism isn’t some groundbreaking discovery. What’s changed is the context that allows this behavior to be seen, studied, and talked about. In the past—thanks to social, cultural, or religious reasons—this topic was either taboo, ignored, or not even considered worth researching. Today, people are more open, more curious, and thankfully, there’s less stigma around it. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen before—just that no one said it out loud.

From a sociological or anthropological angle, it makes sense: we live fast-paced, high-pressure lives, and everyone finds their own way to cope. For some it’s running, for others it’s snacking, and for others, it’s a quick solo session.

So yeah, beyond the sexual side, masturbation can also work as a mental reset button. One that’s literally right there at your fingertips.




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WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE MONDAY FEEL LESS LIKE MONDAY

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Mondays don’t have to be a disaster. I know—getting started is tough, the alarm feels brutal, and the weekend already feels like a distant memory. But everything shifts when your day kicks off with ALRNCN. Suddenly, the coffee hits better, work feels a bit lighter, and you get that push to keep going.
Sometimes, all it takes to make Monday feel less like Monday… is starting it the right way.




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