Published on 2025/01/14
PONYTAIL VS. ENEMAThey talk a lot about those women who always have a hair tie on their wrist, ready for the classic "wait, let me tie my hair up" moment. A practical, predictable, almost universal gesture. But then there are the others—the ones who keep an enema in the bathroom. Quiet, discreet, but just as prepared for any situation.
They don’t make noise, they don’t seek recognition, but there they are, ready for a "wait, let me clean myself out." Because while some make sure their hair doesn’t get in the way, others take it a step further, ensuring that nothing, absolutely nothing, bothers them. Admirable, even if no one talks about them.
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Published on 2025/01/09
SINCE WE STARTED SHOWERING REGULARLY, WE LIVE LONGER AND BETTERPersonal hygiene has been a crucial factor in reducing mortality and increasing life expectancy in our society. Simple habits like washing hands have prevented the spread of countless infectious diseases, from diarrhea to respiratory illnesses. Dental hygiene, with toothbrushes and fluoride toothpaste, has drastically reduced dental infections that used to lead to severe health problems.
Regular bathing and skincare have lowered the incidence of skin infections and parasitic diseases. Personal cleanliness not only protects individuals but also prevents the spread of illnesses in the community, especially in densely populated areas.
Basic personal care has been essential for improving public health, laying the foundation for better quality of life and longevity, alongside advancements in healthcare and medicine.
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Published on 2025/01/02
YOU CAN HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR EVERYTHING WITH PROPER TIME MANAGEMENToscar, david
As we get older, responsibilities pile up, and if you have kids, it’s even more intense. Work, home, family, friends, your partner, and even hobbies shouldn’t be left behind just because you’re short on time. That’s why learning to organize yourself and making the most of every moment is essential.
Combining two tasks into one is a great way to free up time for other things. For example, take advantage of your shower time to enjoy a bit of self-pleasure.
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Published on 2024/12/12
A SHOWER WITHOUT JERKING OFFsmm, walter, david
A shower without jerking off is like a pizza without cheese, a breakfast without coffee, a Friday without beers, or a salad without dressing: technically fine, but something’s clearly missing.
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Published on 2024/12/04
SHOWER SPECIAL VOL.10Another one of ALRNCN's famous series that we hadn't numbered yet is the one related to showers. I tried to gather them all to figure out which installment we were on, but with the sheer amount of content we've published, it would take me way too long. So, since we’re not exactly sticklers for accuracy here, I’m going to call this Vol.10 and we’ll try to keep count from here on out.
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Popping the champagne bottle.
Published on 2024/10/21
MORNING ROUTINE david
Before starting the day, there’s nothing better to get you going than a shower paired with a good jerk-off session. It’s just what you need to clear your mind and get your body ready for action. It’s like hitting the power button, a nearly sacred routine to kick off the day the right way, shaking off sleep and gearing up for whatever comes your way.
That morning jerk-off is a ritual that sets the tone for a day full of energy and clarity.
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SpongeBob JuicyTongue.
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Published on 2024/10/14
SHOWERS IN ANCIENT GREECEvikingo, walter, david
The ancient Greeks already had a primitive version of showers. They used advanced plumbing systems to bring water to public baths and gyms, where bronze pipes with nozzles were installed on the walls. People could walk underneath these nozzles and enjoy a shower, something quite similar to what we do today. The Greeks weren’t just geniuses in philosophy, they were also ahead of their time in public hygiene.
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Published on 2024/08/29
SHOWER TIME david
The showerhead can offer a surprisingly pleasurable experience thanks to the combination of adjustable water pressure and temperature. The water stream acts like a direct massage on erogenous zones, allowing for precise and controlled stimulation. Additionally, the warmth of the water relaxes the body, intensifying sensations. Combined with the privacy of the shower, this setting becomes an ideal place to enjoy intense, personalized pleasure.
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