SMUGGLERS

walter
Smuggling is the clandestine entry, exit and sale of merchandise with the purpose of evading the corresponding taxes and tariffs.

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Every time she moves her breasts, she gets 10K new followers. And you're killing yourself trying to make clever videos and funny tweets to gain a couple of followers.

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MOM, I SAW YOU WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND IN THE BACKYARD

When you're trying to rebuild your life after the divorce but you think it's still too early to bring your new boyfriend home and introduce him to your kids.



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Having sex on the motorcycle.




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CHEAP EXCUSES

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When she stopped you on the street and asked for the name of a street, alarms went off. Who asks for street names today when everyone has a smartphone that can Google things? "This girl wants something", you thought, and yes, you were right. It was all an excuse to eat your dick. I can't believe the things that women do to get their way.



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The psychiatrist: The ninja chinchilla does not exist, it is an unfounded fear.
The ninja chinchilla:

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A GOOD CAMERAMAN

In football stadiums, the players aren't always the most interesting part of the game. A good cameraman is the one who knows how to capture those epic moments happening right in front of their lens.



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And this is why I can't wear strapless shirts.

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BETWEEN CARRIAGES

walter
Fucking between carriages on the subway is like sitting in the last row of the movie theater to get a blowjob. It may be disrespectful to others, but you're doing your part not to disturb people too much.




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When you fall asleep in the garden with your butt exposed, and mosquitoes have a feast.

Believe it or not, the device is a venom extractor. I'll leave a link to Amazon in case you're interested.


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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

walter
The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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The price of gasoline has increased by 34%.

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ENCOUNTERING THE NEIGHBOR IN THE ELEVATOR

You have to consider a few details when getting involved in the elevator, and let me tell you, if you live on the first or second floor, it's not very rewarding.



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The slow motion of the day.

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