THE FUTURE IS NO LONGER THE FUTURE. IT'S NOW.
Tell your kids to study. To wake up. Because in the near future, when robots clean bathrooms, mop floors, load the dishwasher, fold towels, restock shelves, tighten screws, deliver groceries, pack orders, build furniture, run the checkout, walk dogs, mow lawns, drive buses, make coffee, guard buildings, sweep streets, carry luggage, lay bricks, collect garbage, answer calls, and even work reception without ever raising their voice — you either have real knowledge in something, or you're out of the game.
And when I say out, I mean slumped in a street corner, feet to your forehead, high on fentanyl, watching life go by while a robot quietly picks up cigarette butts right next to you without breaking a sweat.
They’re the new staff in charge of keeping every hotel towel perfectly folded.
Broadway’s waiting for them with open arms. Even musicals will end up being android territory. You can overwork them, they don’t get tired, they don’t lose their voice, they won’t strike for better conditions, and they definitely won’t throw diva tantrums.
That said, we still need to make a few tweaks — because if one day they decide to rise up, we’re screwed.
Today’s slow-motion highlight.
THE GENDER PAY GAP EXPLAINED IN A SINGLE VIDEOdavid
We’ve all heard about the infamous "gender pay gap": that sinister conspiracy where men supposedly earn more "for doing exactly the same job," because obviously, the evil patriarchy just loves paying women less out of sheer cruelty, keeping them firmly under its thumb—despite the fact that this practice is literally illegal in almost every developed country.
But fine, let’s play along with that idea for a moment: men earn more ON AVERAGE than women, but honestly, have you ever stopped to think why men statistically take home higher salaries? Or do you just buy into it because it’s a mantra repeated endlessly? Maybe—just maybe—it’s because men are out there freezing their asses off on deep-sea fishing boats, getting tossed around by violent storms, handling chains heavier than your car, or sweating away on oil rigs and construction sites, risking their lives every single day. Perhaps it’s related to voluntarily choosing insanely dangerous, physically exhausting, and generally miserable jobs that pay better precisely because no sane person would do them willingly.
So yes, ladies and gentlemen, a pay gap certainly exists. And it seems firmly located in places where most people wouldn't set foot for a million dollars, let alone for 20 or 30 grand a month. But sure, go ahead and keep believing the gap is just the patriarchy flexing its muscles from comfy offices.
And this, dear friends, is the cold, wet, gritty truth behind the famous pay gap.
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