Published on 2017/11/03
IT'S TIME TO GET SOME SLEEPMessing with nightclub bouncers is never a good idea... If it's said that the best fight is the one you avoid, even more reason when your opponents are there to use violence if things go wrong.
# Watch videos
And today, on "Pretty girls who're pretty from every angle and their Instagram accounts", Rochelle Roche.
# instagram.com/rochelle_roche/
Published on 2017/10/13
KALEY CUOCO'S FLEETING TITThe boyfriend of Kaley Cuoco, the actress starring as Penny in "The Big Bang Theory", is such a funny guy... Some time ago we watched a video where he caught her pulling her panties up after pissing and now, while Kaley was drying her dog with a dryer, he pulls her bathrobe down, letting us see her tit for one-tenth of a second... enough to take a screenshot...
# Watch videos
Alexis Ren posing for Sports Illustrated... Fucking next to the factory... and sex with
Bailey Brooke.
Click on the images to view the content.
⬆️ MysteryVibe, sponsor of ALRNCN ⬆️
Visit their website to get yourself a state-of-the-art toy.
Published on 2017/06/19
JEFF MAGID, EMILY RATAJKOWSKI'S BOYFRIENDThis is the kind of things we hardly undersand and we always draw the same conclusion: he must be a millionaire...
When a pretty, young girl has a relationship with a normal man, people use to think he must have a lot of money, and in my cases that's the explanation, but some pretty girls give more importance to things like niceness, fidelity or complicity.
Jeff Magid is Emily Ratajkowski's boyfriend, our Emily... The only thing we know about him is that he's a music producer. They've been together since 2014 and either he's very rich or very nice or, what would be even worst, both (yes, you can feel a bit of envy and anger from my words).
Physically he doesn't have present beauty canons: no abs, not an imposing physic, he doesn't shave his chest, he's bald... but there he is, fucking Emily.
# View pictures
Kiss, strokes and blowing thumb...
Published on 2017/06/01
HIP HOP INTERRUPTUSwalter:
This video's driven me crazy... I don't know if it's supposed to be a music video (in that case awful illumination), if it's an assay, if the couple hired a band to sing during their romantic evening, if the band counted on the banging sound as percussion, if they sneaked into the house while they were recording a porn video, if they're the scene's soundtrack... Who fucking knows!!
# Watch video
"That dance's too old, guys!"
Published on 2017/02/15
HOW DID YOUR ST. VALENTINE'S DAY GO?People say that when you get married or go to live with your girlfriend, sex starts to decrease... Not my case because I fuck everyday oO... Work, couple routine, sexual routine, fatigue, the kids... rejection... yes, rejection! At first we guys ask for sex everyday, but they don't always want: not today, I'm tired, I have to get up early, I don't feel well, I'm sleepy... So, you stop insisting and when you realize it, you're fucking occasionally...
So, I watch this video and I don't feel sorry... They should suffer just like we do...
# Watch video
Awards, galas, presentations, homages... at the end you're so tired of all these things... Ask Rihanna if you don't believe me... Riri, how do you endure all this?
No wonder she looks so happy and devoted...