Published on 2014/09/01
LOOKING FOR A ROUTINEIf you go to the gym, you should have a training routine. That can be done by a personal trainer or you could get them from the Internet. There are many routines, depending on your fitness and objectives.
What's your objective?
I wanna fuck!
What!?
I wanna fuck! I wanna get fit in order to fuck.
Do you think you'll fuck more?
No. I think I WILL fuck, finally!
That was just a joke... Well, Kira Queen, or Elena Rae, is in need of a routine. She wants to burn a lot of calories. And I want to know which gym she goes to!
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Published on 2014/08/20
STRENGTHENING TIES WITH SUSIE, ANGELICA AND HEIDIOh, no... that would harm our friendship!
But where have you heard that? At most you'll get a disease!... Why couldn't a group friendship strengthen after having sex? In fact I'm sure that, after a good orgy, there'll be more complicity between the members...
And why have I been told that more than once?
Because you're ugly and they don't wanna fuck you.
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Published on 2014/08/19
ALTERNATIVE FAIRY TALES OF YESTERDAY AND TODAYDo you know that little Red Riding Hood's version where she goes to the river to wash her pussy?... Well, we know now why she does that...
I found the next video yesterday while looking for stuff about
Nikki Rhodes. I really liked it, so I decided to create an entry for it...
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Published on 2014/08/18
DUEL OF TRAINERSMorgan Ray, much like Ms. Balbricker (Porky's detestable trainer), has to get the girls fit before the awaited encounter. Morgan's such a sergeant, mainly because her father was in the army...
However, Morgan's authority will be compromised because of Christian, the new trainer who has his own training methods...
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Published on 2014/08/18
A PORN MOVIE FOR THE BUS TRIPThat unforgettable and embarrassing moment when the bus passengers tell you you left the porn movie on the TV's.
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