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Published on 2014/09/25
NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE! NO!
He's not suffering from a colic or appendicitis... He's having an orgasm, a thing that happens an average of 100 times every day.
What may seem a divine gift, turns out to be a really bad nightmare. 100 orgasms a day! 100! His nuts must be completely dry.
Imagine having an orgasm every 6 minutes... you can't have a normal life! Your wife has two jobs while you're at home cumming. And sex with her? Of course not. After 70 orgasms who could??
THE TYPICAL ROBBERY WITH A HAPPY ENDING
When you arrive to rob a house on a motorcycle and end up leaving in a car. Maybe it wasn't part of their plan, but sometimes it's good to improvise on the fly.
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THE CRAZIEST ARREST OF THE WEEK
K9 agents attacking their own, police cars crashing into each other, suicidal cops almost getting run over by trucks just to catch a fugitive, dogs slacking off on the job... It's like real life turned into an episode of Reno 911!
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THEY STEAL HIS MONEY AND DIGNITY
A Brinks armored truck driver is held up at gunpoint in Texas while he was about to put money into an ATM.
The thief, who got away with a large sum of money, decided to strip the poor man of his pants to prevent him from defending himself.
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HITCHCOCK ALREADY PREDICTED IT
Lost a salad but gained thousands of followers on her TikTok account.
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HATING THE WORLD IS EASY WHEN YOU HATE YOURSELF
Google Psych Translate: "I don't have anyone to talk to in my life. I'm a loser and I hate myself, so I threaten other people with violence to give myself some semblance of importance. I enjoy yelling at you because I know you're listening, so I'll keep doing it and seek your attention as much as I can to fill my inner void."
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MOM IS SUCH A ROLE MODEL
It's important for mothers to act as exemplary figures for their children. This means that a mother's actions and behaviors influence the development and formation of values in her children, and by modeling positive and virtuous behaviors, a mother can inspire her children to follow her example. This underscores the fundamental role of mothers as role models and leaders in raising and educating their children.
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It's always a good time to remember Katee Owen.
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