Published on 2025/05/09
SPECIAL CAMELTOE VOL13
I’ve got so much stuff saved on my computer that the problem is never what to share, but where to start.
With all the sagas and collections we post on ALRNCN, every time I go to upload something new, I end up spending a while thinking: How long has it been since the last one? Is there any series I’ve been neglecting? What do I feel like posting today?
After going back and forth a bit, I went for another round of cameltoe. The last one was in January, so yeah… it was about time.
Hit play, enjoy it, and I’ll see you back here on Monday with more—and better. Always better.
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Life on deck.
Published on 2025/05/09
YOU HAVE TO FORGET HIM
Some breakups hit you hard. And there are nights when alcohol doesn’t numb the pain—it turns up the volume: the sadness, the anger, the urge to cry your eyes out...
And when the drama spills over, that’s when the best friend steps in. Not the one who gives advice, not the one who talks sense. The one who just does what she can with what she’s got. And what she’s got is fingers, determination, and absolutely no shame.
Because if tears won’t help you forget your ex, maybe moans will.
And the guy filming from the balcony? Just like all of us—speechless.
This is the kind of scene you only catch at 4 a.m., when the night’s gone off the rails, the heels are gone, and any spot will do for a couch, a therapy session, or an improvised bed.
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Published on 2025/05/09
FROM MIDDLE-EARTH TO WESTEROS
What happens when you drop a smartphone in Middle-earth or Westeros?
Here are two carousels where the most legendary characters from The Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones forget about war, prophecies, and epic battles… and strike a pose like they’re at Coachella.
Frodo, Gandalf, Aragorn and the gang go full selfie-mode, with Gollum hogging the camera and Gimli ranting about “elvish nonsense.”
Meanwhile, Daenerys, Cersei, Jon, Joffrey, the Night King—and even the dragons—get tangled in wild selfies, awkward alliances, and a few moments that are just plain weird.
Two worlds, one camera, zero shame.
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Today’s slow-motion moment.
Published on 2025/05/09
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL327
Being a hottie isn’t just about looks. It’s about how you carry yourself, how you deal with life, how you own your shit and still make it look good. That’s why masturbating is for hotties. Always has been.
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Deciding turns with rock, paper, scissors. Only in Japan.
Published on 2025/05/08
THE POWER OF THE PHALLUSThe phallus is like a king’s scepter— a symbol of power and dignity. Whoever holds the phallus, holds control over the rest.
Here, power isn’t asked for. It’s worn.
The strap-on isn’t just a toy; it’s a declaration of authority— a crown strapped between the thighs. And when one woman wears it, the others submit, kneel, worship.
It’s not just about physical dominance— it’s about presence, energy, and who’s in charge.
A woman with the phallus has the voice, the rhythm, and the final word.
And the others know it.
Welcome to the phallocracy.
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– Of course, boss, I’m working on it. You’ll have it on your desk Monday, no doubt.