IT WAS A JOKE

The typical joke where she is having a coffee and you tell her that you can provide the cream and whatnot, and in the blink of an eye you have her under the table milking your brains out.

There's people who have no sense of humor.

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When you don't know whether to cross the street or drop your pants.

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CONGRESSWOMAN KICKED OUT OF THEATER FOR GETTING HANDSY WITH PARTNER

A republican congresswoman for Colorado, Lauren Boebert, has been caught by security cameras at the Buell Theater in Denver during a performance of 'Beetlejuice'. In the footage, you see the congresswoman vaping and taking selfies while other attendees call her out and ask her to stop bothering everyone.
But it doesn't end there, because you can also see her partner groping her breasts and her getting frisky with his crotch.
Apparently, it was their first date.



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When the air conditioning breaks.

If you want to know what happened here, you have the link to the full movie.

There are three scenes: in an office, in a classroom, and at a burger chain restaurant. Someone has control over time and the ability to freeze it.


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WE HAVE BOTH TRIUMPHED

Few things can unite people (and feel personally satisfactory) as much as going out with your best friend on a night out and ending up having sex with a couple of girls in the parking lot of the nightclub.



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Damn it, Matrix!

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I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY, AS SOME WOULD SAY

I invite you for a snack, a stroll in the park, whisper sweet things in your ear, and go down on you—all on the first date. And if that bothers you, we can go Dutch on the snack.



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Monique Gabrielle - Evil Toons (1992)

Monique Gabrielle - Bachelor Party (1984)

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BEWARE OF SQUIRRELS IN THE PARK

A squirrel gets into a girl's pants and starts biting her, and the astonished boyfriend does whatever he can to try and get the animal out of there.



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Teamwork.

Complete video

They are Abella Danger and Kristina Rose. I'll leave you with some links so you can watch several of the scenes they have starred in.

Porn video of Abella Danger

Porn video of Kristina Rose


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SEX ON THE FERRIS WHEEL

Undoubtedly one of the attractions that can be exploited the most to have sex on is the Ferris wheel, as long as you don't have anyone in the cabin next to yours.



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In the name of the Lord.

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THE PARADE

Watching beautiful models go by walking down the catwalk while another pretty woman gives you a handjob discreetly and without raising suspicions. Who says that money doesn't buy happiness?



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You should have your future under control before you tell me things abuot my future.

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