IF WE ALL CARRIED GUNS
jose_r
If we all carried guns... would there be more or less homicides? I mean, if you carry a gun but you know that the other one also has one, you would hesitate a little to put it out... or on the contrary, it would be a "last to draw it is a dick" and the thing would be to see who draws first?
A guy enters a phone shop, gives chat to the salesman and when he is about to get his gun out to steal...
Can you imagine that instead of a gun, what the guy takes out of his pants is a mobile phone case to test if it fits on that phone...? ... Everyone's face would be priceless.
Die for a phone or die for complimenting someone else's girlfriend...
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