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Waiting for the first course.

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THEY STEAL HIS MONEY AND DIGNITY

A Brinks armored truck driver is held up at gunpoint in Texas while he was about to put money into an ATM.
The thief, who got away with a large sum of money, decided to strip the poor man of his pants to prevent him from defending himself.



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Synchronized crossing.

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THE CRAZIEST ARREST OF THE WEEK

K9 agents attacking their own, police cars crashing into each other, suicidal cops almost getting run over by trucks just to catch a fugitive, dogs slacking off on the job... It's like real life turned into an episode of Reno 911!



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- Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late.
- Yeah, I'm ready, coming out in a sec.

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ALL FOR THE SAKE OF FAME

Fame is as desired as it is fickle. Marketing agencies have been trying to unravel its darkest secrets for decades, and now, with social media, legions of anonymous fame-seekers are fighting to grab its attention.
Sosa Orton AKA mr RKO, is trying to climb the ranks using questionable strategies. People have already come down on him, and he's quick to say it's all planned out. "It's a joke!" Poorly done. In that hasty climb to the top, you can't go around revealing your tricks.



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The slow-mo of the day.

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CLEANING JOBS

Then they wonder why men die more in workplace accidents than women and why men earn more 'doing the same job'.



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Do you remember yesterday I showed you some videos of a girl dancing on top of luxury cars? Click here. Well, as I mentioned, on our Telegram we usually share stuff about her.

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MAKEUP AND FILTERS

We've seen many times how makeup works miracles on the faces of many women, but we never cease to be amazed whenever one of them shares their secrets.



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With friends like these, who needs enemies?

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WE OPEN AT 8

Starting your morning like this is the best thing that can happen to you. You must be really unlucky for the rest of the day to be worse.



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Get all the necklaces and let them know who the Queen of the party is.

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