I LOVE PILLOWS

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Tip of the day: Don't go jillin' off where you hit the shucks.

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Love on the beach.




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DON'T MISS WHAT THE INTERNET HAS IN STORE FOR US THIS WEEK

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Good morning ALRNCN friends, we start a new week by firing up the machines that will be running at full speed until next Friday. Join us for another week and discover with us what new surprises this crazy, torrid, and entertaining Internet has in store for us.



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While your Mario game gathers dust on the shelf, things are happening in the Mushroom Kingdom.

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THE SIXTH GREAT EXTINCTION

No more performance issues, no fatigue, no premature ejaculation. It’s all advantages. Machines might be the reason for the sixth mass extinction in Earth's history. But not because they’ll dominate us; rather, we’ll just stop reproducing. And the last one out, turn off the lights and close the door on your way out. Thanks.



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This will be the porn of the future. It might seem unimaginable now, but remember when you couldn’t believe people would pay $200 for ripped jeans? Times change.

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OUT OF THIS WORLD DICKS

Have you ever watched a movie with a sexy alien and thought, "Yeah, I'd hit that"? I’m talking about, I don’t know, Sully from Avatar, Leela from Futurama, Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy, or even her sister Nebula, if you catch me drunk at 4AM in a club about to close. Well, women feel the same way. Many fantasize about interplanetary sex.



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Here’s your menu!

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THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING

david
They say wasting water is irresponsible, so masturbating in the shower would be an uncivilized and highly reproachable act. But it turns out water is like energy: it isn't created or destroyed, it just transforms. Didn't they teach you about the water cycle in school? The water you drink, evaporate, or discard down the drain will eventually be back in circulation, whether it's through urine, condensation, or direct return to rivers and seas. So don't believe everything they tell you and have a good wank in the shower. What's the point of living in the first world if you can't do these things?



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She leaves your pussy fluffy.

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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL282

And before we even notice, it's Friday again after enjoying another week full of top-notch content. I hope I've met your expectations for a website like ALRNCN. Honestly, I don’t know what those expectations might be, but it sounds great to say that I care about you and pretend that you matter to me.

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Billiards, Adriana Chechik style.

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LET'S NAIL THIS THURSDAY

Coffee and ALRNCN. That's all you need to wake up and start your day strong. Coffee and ALRNCN.



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Lost. It's 11 months old. I really miss it. I need to get it back. It is cream-colored, about 18 cm and has a suction cup at its base. I will kindly reward whomever returns it.




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