KORTNEY OLSON'S SUPER THIGHS

There's no watermelon capable of resisting Kortney Olson (notice it's a video)...

This one tried to defeat me. Had to go at it three times. Moral of this little roadside-warrior story? DONT FUCKIN QUIT AT THE FIRST HURDLE! #VAGUP !!! Just because someone tells you "no", go ask someone else. Just because some stone-age bag of dicks wants to talk shit because he's insecure, block him. Just because it's not 'lady-like', do it! Harden the fuck up baby! YOU GOT THIS! And to all of my young blood grrrlfriends, remember you don't have to emulate everything I do. Some say the F💣 is not attractive. We use it for emphasis and where appropriate 😉 Just listen to your grandparents at the end of the day! AND YES WE ATE THE MELON 🍉 See you in LA 🙋🏻 #legs #likeAgrrrl #watermelonthighsqueeze #watermelonGRRRL #strength #power #fuckstereotypes

Un vídeo publicado por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 15 de Mar de 2016 a la(s) 2:45 PDT

I can imagine, in case the watermelon had a face, how it would go from surprise and satisfaction to fear and panic.

My question is: Is she capable of crushing a person's head? What a fatality would it be!



I find this gif very funny



As you must've observed, Kortney's a professional bodybuilder and she shares on Instagram and Twitter the photos of the result of spending hours and hours in the gym.

#watermelonboy ?? Boring.... #watermelongirl ?? Exciting... #pumpkingrrrl even better pic.twitter.com/WOFhKWXUXe

— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 2 de enero de 2016

And here's 5 🍉 in row. I was holding out ✌🏽️💪🏼 pic.twitter.com/09hc0muf7g

— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 11 de febrero de 2016

6 years without a drink can do miraculous things for the body. @NRL imagine if players didn't drink during season pic.twitter.com/beuBp1fXJl

— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 20 de octubre de 2015

Morning Muscle Motifugginvation 💪🏼 #legs #likeAgrrrl #GRRRL #ripshitup #phatGRRRL as we say in my family, 'she's a brick shithouse' 👊🏼

Una foto publicada por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 1 de Feb de 2016 a la(s) 1:24 PST

#LDB mo #legs pow-pow-power wheels ⚙. You want my leg program? 😜 sharing means caring so OK! Standby. Ps- does anyone else see a meth pipe ⚗? How do I get rid of this awful emoji ☠. #sober #soberlife allows me to stack it on. AND remember how I did it. #dontdodrugs

Una foto publicada por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 20 de Ene de 2016 a la(s) 9:30 PST

Que miedo de mujer por Dios!!


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St. Patrick and the glass of the showcases...

Dude came through the window sounding like Stone Cold then got knocked the f out (h/t @tharealrm ) pic.twitter.com/4NnrVCOSd9

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) 14 de marzo de 2016

STEALING AN ATM

4 men are being sought by the Littlefield police in the state of Arizona for crashing their truck into a store and making off with an ATM. Both the van and the ATM have been found, but there's no sign of the money or the thieves.



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CARGO SHIP DOWNS BALTIMORE'S LARGEST BRIDGE

A container cargo ship collided with the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, causing it to collapse and several vehicles to plunge into the Patapsco River. Emergency teams have rushed to the scene, conducting rescue operations. It's estimated that there are 20 people missing.
The incident occurred at 1:30 a.m. on the U.S. East Coast. If it had happened during the day, the number of victims could have been in the hundreds or thousands.



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A MAN UNDERSTANDS THE MESSAGE AND GIVES ACTIVISTS WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR

A group of climate activists try to block the path of a driver on a road in Italy, but the driver has no intention of staying there for long.

Let's try to put some logic and understanding into all this. The activists, with these acts, aim to attract attention. Okay. They want the media to pick it up or for their videos to go viral on social media. It's their way of getting their message across to people. I mean, they don't block a road just for the sake of it. They want to cause disruption because they seek repercussions.

That being said, if they stand there and block traffic and people patiently wait for them to leave, there's no news there. They don't get the media to come over, and they don't generate content that goes viral on social media, unless they spend days blocking that road. Therefore, what they seek with their actions is to provoke because if they provoke people, test their patience, tense and anger them, and these people react, insult them, assault them, run them over, that's when content is created that spreads and reaches everywhere.

So, if this ever happens to you, beat them up or run them over with the car (Don't do this, it's just a figure of speech), since that's precisely what they want. Because if you do nothing, they get nothing.



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IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Before making a joke that could be considered offensive or inappropriate, it's important to have a strong and trusting relationship with the person to ensure that the joke is well-received and doesn't cause discomfort or harm. Established trust can help ensure that both parties understand the context and tone of the joke and can laugh together without misunderstandings.



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Easter eggs.

She's Abella Danger and in this link, you can see many of her scenes


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LET PUTIN AND ZELENSKI KILL EACH OTHER

Russian troops openly assaulting Ukrainian positions. Ukrainian drones remotely controlled take them all out regardless of surrenders.

Governments sell you the idea that you should give your life for your country, while they're safe in their mansions living lives of luxury. Fathers, brothers, and sons being killed over a problem they didn't invent.

If one government has issues with another government, let the presidents and their respective ministers go at it and kill each other.



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The snake charmer.

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WE OPEN AT 8

Starting your morning like this is the best thing that can happen to you. You must be really unlucky for the rest of the day to be worse.



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Get all the necklaces and let them know who the Queen of the party is.

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