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Published on 2021/03/22
THE ADRENALINE OF A FIGHT

The adrenaline generated in a fight can make you become stronger than you thought you were. It can also block the pain from the blows and attacks. You wouldn't even notice if your tit pops out of your shirt.

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And you think your job sucks? A naked woman tries to attack the hostess in a live television program with a large stone. Let's see how you beat that.

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Published on 2016/03/15
KORTNEY OLSON'S SUPER THIGHS

There's no watermelon capable of resisting Kortney Olson (notice it's a video)...

This one tried to defeat me. Had to go at it three times. Moral of this little roadside-warrior story? DONT FUCKIN QUIT AT THE FIRST HURDLE! #VAGUP !!! Just because someone tells you "no", go ask someone else. Just because some stone-age bag of dicks wants to talk shit because he's insecure, block him. Just because it's not 'lady-like', do it! Harden the fuck up baby! YOU GOT THIS! And to all of my young blood grrrlfriends, remember you don't have to emulate everything I do. Some say the F💣 is not attractive. We use it for emphasis and where appropriate 😉 Just listen to your grandparents at the end of the day! AND YES WE ATE THE MELON 🍉 See you in LA 🙋🏻 #legs #likeAgrrrl #watermelonthighsqueeze #watermelonGRRRL #strength #power #fuckstereotypes

Un vídeo publicado por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 15 de Mar de 2016 a la(s) 2:45 PDT

I can imagine, in case the watermelon had a face, how it would go from surprise and satisfaction to fear and panic.

My question is: Is she capable of crushing a person's head? What a fatality would it be!

I find this gif very funny

As you must've observed, Kortney's a professional bodybuilder and she shares on Instagram and Twitter the photos of the result of spending hours and hours in the gym.

#watermelonboy ?? Boring.... #watermelongirl ?? Exciting... #pumpkingrrrl even better pic.twitter.com/WOFhKWXUXe
— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 2 de enero de 2016

And here's 5 🍉 in row. I was holding out ✌🏽️💪🏼 pic.twitter.com/09hc0muf7g
— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 11 de febrero de 2016

6 years without a drink can do miraculous things for the body. @NRL imagine if players didn't drink during season pic.twitter.com/beuBp1fXJl
— Kortney Olson (@KortneyOlson) 20 de octubre de 2015

Morning Muscle Motifugginvation 💪🏼 #legs #likeAgrrrl #GRRRL #ripshitup #phatGRRRL as we say in my family, 'she's a brick shithouse' 👊🏼

Una foto publicada por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 1 de Feb de 2016 a la(s) 1:24 PST

#LDB mo #legs pow-pow-power wheels ⚙. You want my leg program? 😜 sharing means caring so OK! Standby. Ps- does anyone else see a meth pipe ⚗? How do I get rid of this awful emoji ☠. #sober #soberlife allows me to stack it on. AND remember how I did it. #dontdodrugs

Una foto publicada por Kortney Olson (@kortney_olson) el 20 de Ene de 2016 a la(s) 9:30 PST

Que miedo de mujer por Dios!!

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St. Patrick and the glass of the showcases...

Dude came through the window sounding like Stone Cold then got knocked the f out (h/t @tharealrm ) pic.twitter.com/4NnrVCOSd9
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) 14 de marzo de 2016

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Published on 2015/03/18
RIVERDANCE AND PORN STARS

In honor of St. Patrick, RatedX asked some porn stars to dance Riverdance, a traditional dance from Ireland... I love when chicks are fooling around. Pay attention to the zoom and the slow motion...

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St. Patrick's Day

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Published on 2015/03/18
SAINT PATRICK'S DAY FIGHT

This is what happens when you put together a lot of young people, almost all of them drunk... Did you have a good Saint Patrick's Day?

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And now, on "Pretty, pretty, pretty girls and their Instagram accounts", Samantha Hoopes.

#bae & I @victordt10

Una foto publicada por Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) el 12 de Mar de 2015 a la(s) 3:23 PDT

Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning! @si_swimsuit @yutsai88 @allanface @jrugg8

Una foto publicada por Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) el 16 de Mar de 2015 a la(s) 8:19 PDT