MAFIA

david
- Well, look, this is me, you know what I mean? you see, this is me, I have a very bad mood, I do not like people busting my balls because I can fuck you up, I do not go halfway, you know? If I have to put both my fists in your mouth, I'll fucking do it... you don't mess with me because I break your guts with a clean punch, you don't know me, I can tell you don't know me at all, because if you knew me, you wouldn't even talk to me...

- What's wrong?
- I was recording a video.
- What type of video?
- Just playing the bad ass, to see how I look like when I act tough.
- You clown, that's ridiculous...
- Okay, well I didn't ask for your opinion.



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NEGOTIATING THE PRICE

When you meet someone on the street to give them something you sold through one of those second-hand buying/selling apps, and you proceed to renegotiate the price.



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The slow motion of the day.

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I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY, AS SOME WOULD SAY

I invite you for a snack, a stroll in the park, whisper sweet things in your ear, and go down on you—all on the first date. And if that bothers you, we can go Dutch on the snack.



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Monique Gabrielle - Evil Toons (1992)

Monique Gabrielle - Bachelor Party (1984)

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

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The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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The price of gasoline has increased by 34%.

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MOSHIRI'S FINGER

Presenter Maryam Moshiri was caught flipping the bird at the start of the BBC's midday newscast. The video went viral, and Moshiri has apologized, claiming it was a "private joke" with her colleagues, and she didn't realize they were on air.



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A bath with Salma.

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SUCK MY TITS!

The cardiology Head Of Department of the Siglo XXI (21st century) Hospital in Mexico is fired for sucking a woman's tits during a videoconference in which his camera was turned on by mistake.



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Laundry day.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE DESTINATION? AS LONG AS I GET TO TRAVEL WITH YOU

I have always thought that a good trip always begins by choosing good company.



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Always in shape.

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