NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE! NO!

He's not suffering from a colic or appendicitis... He's having an orgasm, a thing that happens an average of 100 times every day.



What may seem a divine gift, turns out to be a really bad nightmare. 100 orgasms a day! 100! His nuts must be completely dry.
Imagine having an orgasm every 6 minutes... you can't have a normal life! Your wife has two jobs while you're at home cumming. And sex with her? Of course not. After 70 orgasms who could??

NOT MY BUSINESS. ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

It's not entirely clear what's going on here. It might seem like the police car was chasing the other vehicle, but if you pay close attention, at the beginning of the video, there's another white car making the same move, exiting at the same spot. So maybe the driver realized he was blocking the police car and was just trying to get out of the way by taking the same exit. Who knows? Both possibilities seem valid. Whatever the case, the driver certainly isn't stopping to ask the officer if he's okay—he probably doesn't want to end up taking the blame himself.



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Stealing the bride's spotlight.

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JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN IT ALL, MR. HUNGRY SHOWS UP

I’ve spent over 20 years exploring the weirdest, darkest, wildest, and most bizarre corners of the internet. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe — some that blew my mind, and others I wish I could unsee. And just when I think nothing can really surprise me anymore… someone like Mr. Hungry comes along.

His real name is Abdurrhaman Abdur-rasheed, and he’s gone viral on platforms like Instagram for pushing food content to the most grotesque and surreal limits imaginable. But don’t expect recipes or elegant tasting menus. His style is something else entirely: Nutella poured over his face, chocolate melting into a disturbing mask, sauces dumped by the bucket, and food turned into straight-up gore art. All delivered with a kind of absurd, hypnotic energy that’s hard to look away from.

You don’t know whether to laugh, flinch, or keep watching to see just how far he’ll go. But one thing’s for sure — his content is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Because yeah, the internet still has a few cards up its sleeve. And this guy? He’s one of them.



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Today’s slow-mo moment.

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CHAIN-REACTION CRASH

On the morning of Saturday the 22nd, an incident occurred near the Montparnasse train station in Paris, leaving ten police officers slightly injured. It all started around 5:45 a.m. in the 14th arrondissement, when a driver refused to stop at a police checkpoint. Three police vehicles chased the suspect for several kilometers. Eventually, the fleeing driver lost control and crashed into a traffic light, causing the three police cars to collide with his vehicle—each one separately and at different moments.

The driver and his two passengers also sustained injuries, none life-threatening, and were arrested. Authorities suspect the driver was under the influence of alcohol. And from the footage, you might wonder if the officers behind the wheel had also enjoyed a drink or two.



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Today's slow-motion highlight.

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EMERGENCY ROOM

I swear at the beginning of the video I thought it was a baby's head, and I was like—how can that even happen? Did they have it chained up by a collar inside a cage? How the hell did it end up there? But nope, turns out that's not what it was.



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Immobilization techniques.

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NARCISSISM AND SOCIALMEDIA VOL31

There’s a new kind of urban wildlife out there—one you won’t see in nature documentaries, but you’ll recognize instantly. They set up their phone on a lamppost, a trash can, or a mini tripod, and then the show begins. Dances, intense stares in the middle of a crosswalk, every move calculated like the whole world’s just waiting for their next TikTok.

We’ve all seen them. And at first, you might try to look away. But eventually, it becomes impossible not to stare—caught somewhere between disbelief and secondhand embarrassment. That moment when they freeze in front of a shop window, pull out their phone, and strike their best angle like they’re the only person on Earth.
And you, the unlucky bystander to this performance, can only do one thing: feel awkward for them. For yourself. For all of us. Because that second when you lock eyes with someone dancing in total silence while their phone records—it sticks with you more than the rest of your walk.

So don’t feel bad if these videos make your soul shrink a little. You’re allowed. This is raw, unfiltered street cringe at its finest.



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God punished you for being a dirty girl.

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INCORRECT BINGO

When someone calls an incorrect bingo, reactions can vary. Some players laugh, others sigh in frustration at the interruption, and the most competitive ones relish the mistake. In more informal events or games with bets involved, the penalty can go beyond public embarrassment—buying a round of drinks, singing a ridiculous song, or even taking on a more risqué challenge if the atmosphere is particularly lively.



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Waiting for the doctor.

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