NEYMAR'S SPINE FRACTURE

In a parallel world, where the World Cup's also taking place, Neymar's spine fracture had other origins... He's screwed up anyway. I don't know what hurt him the most, that fracture or watching Brazil lose 1-7...

MONDAY. 7:30 AM

Monday. 7:30 AM

The ladies are logging into ALRNCN’s main server, ready and set to give it their all, keeping you entertained and in high spirits all week long.



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The bottle! The bottle!

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THESE THINGS NEVER HAPPEN IN MOVIES.

When you put yourself in your wife's shoes for five minutes. These things never happen in movies.



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What muscle is that?

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TIRED OF BEING SHORT

There’s an episode in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob accompanies Pearl to her prom. Since she’s much taller than him, SpongeBob comes up with a way to look taller by using ridiculously long fake legs.



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Man feel useful, man be happy.

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WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’VE CHOSEN THE RIGHT WOMAN

Choosing the right partner is one of those life-changing decisions. It’s not always about grand gestures but rather the small details that confirm she’s the one.
If she’s willing to ride into the wedding reception in a toy car with you, there’s no doubt you’ve made the right choice.



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Rough sex with a real doll.

Full scene

She is Lexi Vex, also known as Kimber Woods, and in this link, you can check out some of her other scenes




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MEMES BROUGHT TO REAL LIFE

Someone has printed and cut out well-known memes to place them in everyday settings, creating a perfect connection between the digital and physical worlds.



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When you want to make a cookie for your wife with the initial of her name, but you end up eating it yourself.

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BEING FAMOUS MAKES FLIRTING EASIER

Parallel Live is an app that fakes a livestream from your phone, complete with thousands of fake viewers interacting in real time. You get fake comments, reactions, and a follower count that skyrockets—thanks to AI. It’s like stepping into the shoes of a famous streamer, without actually being one.

What’s it for? To have fun, to mess around… or yeah, to flirt.

Because here’s the deal: you’re walking around with your phone, “streaming live” with thousands supposedly watching. You approach a girl, aim the camera at her like you’re filming some high-end content, and she sees the exploding chat and those crazy follower numbers. The reaction? She’s impressed. Laughs, waves at the camera, plays along… and suddenly you’re the interesting guy, just because it looks like you’re blowing up online.

Simple trick. Works like a charm. Look famous—even if you’re not.



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Freshly mopped.

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