SENSORS LEFT THE CHATAutonomous vehicles are one of those breakthroughs that promise to change everything: fewer traffic jams, more efficiency, and above all, no more human error. As if machines didn’t crash, glitch out, or screw things up just as badly — if not worse.
This video says it all: a delivery robot from Chinese company ZTO Express drags a moped down the street like it’s just another package. No brakes, no hesitation, not even a flicker. The sensors? Yeah, they’ve clearly clocked out.
Tech is evolving fast, sure, but stuff like this shows there’s still a long way to go. And when we’re talking about machines cruising around people on their own, you’d hope everything works really well.
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Freakin’ monkey!
NARCISSISM AND SOCIALMEDIA VOL31There’s a new kind of urban wildlife out there—one you won’t see in nature documentaries, but you’ll recognize instantly. They set up their phone on a lamppost, a trash can, or a mini tripod, and then the show begins. Dances, intense stares in the middle of a crosswalk, every move calculated like the whole world’s just waiting for their next TikTok.
We’ve all seen them. And at first, you might try to look away. But eventually, it becomes impossible not to stare—caught somewhere between disbelief and secondhand embarrassment. That moment when they freeze in front of a shop window, pull out their phone, and strike their best angle like they’re the only person on Earth.
And you, the unlucky bystander to this performance, can only do one thing: feel awkward for them. For yourself. For all of us. Because that second when you lock eyes with someone dancing in total silence while their phone records—it sticks with you more than the rest of your walk.
So don’t feel bad if these videos make your soul shrink a little. You’re allowed.
This is raw, unfiltered street cringe at its finest.
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God punished you for being a dirty girl.