Published on 2025/04/14
NARCISSISM AND SOCIALMEDIA VOL31
There’s a new kind of urban wildlife out there—one you won’t see in nature documentaries, but you’ll recognize instantly. They set up their phone on a lamppost, a trash can, or a mini tripod, and then the show begins. Dances, intense stares in the middle of a crosswalk, every move calculated like the whole world’s just waiting for their next TikTok.
We’ve all seen them. And at first, you might try to look away. But eventually, it becomes impossible not to stare—caught somewhere between disbelief and secondhand embarrassment. That moment when they freeze in front of a shop window, pull out their phone, and strike their best angle like they’re the only person on Earth.
And you, the unlucky bystander to this performance, can only do one thing: feel awkward for them. For yourself. For all of us. Because that second when you lock eyes with someone dancing in total silence while their phone records—it sticks with you more than the rest of your walk.
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Published on 2025/04/14
THE ULTIMATE BED
Sleeping as a couple sounds great in theory, but in practice, it can feel like a test of endurance. Constant movement, stolen space, arguments over the covers, freezing feet out of nowhere, and that quiet moment where you realize you’re sharing a bed when all you want is rest.
Relationships come with that too—nights when even the silence feels heavy. And that’s where this bed comes in. It won’t save your relationship, but it might just help you survive it.
Every mechanism, every feature, is designed to bring order where only patience used to exist. A passive-aggressive defense system disguised as a mattress. Perfect for when the love is still there, but your tolerance is running low.
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– Tell me, little Billy… what’s the worst part about peeing through your ears?
– Having to stick my head in the toilet.
Published on 2025/04/14
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Mondays at ALRNCN are the bomb, man! It's like hitting the reset button after the weekend—clean, detoxed, fresh, and ready to soak up all the goodness. We fire up those pre-greased machines and dive headfirst into a new week, packed with killer content and epic surprises. Join the party and don't miss a beat of what we're throwing down.
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