Published on 2024/04/30
RECIPES FOR NOT LEARNING TO COOKThe web is full of cooking recipes; Pages and more pages that teach you how to prepare different dishes, how long rice or an egg should boil, how to prepare a sauce to accompany your meats, or how to dress a salad to make it tastier, and at ALRNCN we weren't going to be any different, although, to be honest, in our case, the dishes, the ingredients, and the cooking times are the least of it.
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Published on 2024/04/29
IMPROVING YOUR MICROBIOTAThe normal microbiota, or microbiome, is the set of microorganisms that inhabit the human body and other living beings, in a symbiotic relationship beneficial to both. These microorganisms aid in digestion, produce vitamins, and protect against pathogenic microorganisms. Surprisingly, there are around 100 trillion microorganisms living in the human body, weighing only approximately 200 grams in total. These microorganisms play vital roles such as intervening in gene expression and preventing diseases.
The vaginal bacterial biota, mainly composed of species of Lactobacillus, significantly influences the health of women and their babies. This dynamic ecosystem is affected by hormonal status and bacterial composition, regulating its balance.
The complex oral microbiota, mostly beneficial, is organized into a bacterial plaque that protects the teeth. This microbiota, dominated by beneficial organisms like Lactobacillus and Streptococcus, aids in digestion and protects against pathogens.
In summary, eating pussy improves your microbiota because, inadvertently, you exchange bacteria that can be beneficial for both parties.
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Not on my yacht!
Published on 2024/04/29
LET'S TACKLE ANOTHER MONDAY!walter, david
Last week of April and first week of May. This never stops, and if you blink, you miss it. Let's kick off another Monday and dive into a new week by firing up the engines that power ALRNCN. Let's get started!
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Squirt milk.
The scene is part of the retro porn movie "800 Fantasy Lane" (1979). You can watch it
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That scene also has a good "slow-motion."
Published on 2024/04/26
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL276Never put off until tomorrow the wank you can have today. You never know what destiny has in store for you, and whatever it is, it's better to catch you already jerked off, to have already done it, to have gotten it out of the way. You get me?
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Art Attack.
Published on 2024/04/25
THE TEDIOUS HOUSEHOLD CHORESKeeping a house in order requires a lot of dedication, consistency, and sacrifice, both in cleaning and organizing. Always remember that it's not the one who cleans the most who's the cleanest, but the one who makes the least mess.
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The percussionist in charge.
Published on 2024/04/25
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MASTURBATE WITH TODAYwalter, david, sosuke, luzos
Masturbating is like playing Russian roulette: You spin the wheel and never know who you'll end up with. It could be a celebrity, someone from work, a friend, or your gym crush. Or you might start with someone and suddenly someone else unexpectedly appears and completely changes the script.
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National Geographic: The Sea Cucumber.