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Published on 2022/11/11
MALE MASTURBATION TOYS. FLESHLIGHTSThere are people who claim that money is what runs the world, whereas other say that love runs the world, but if we try to analyze it in a rational and totally objective way, sex is what fuels the world.
We are born, we grow, we "reproduce" and we die. That is what I was taught at school. They didn't teach me: We are born, we grow, we earn money and we die. Or we are born, we grow up, we walk through a park hand in hand while we enjoy a sunset and then we die. No.
WE REPRODUCE. WE HAVE SEX.
Money is a medium of exchange through which we acquire goods and services or pay bets. And love, due to our complex social structures, is a construct tied to monogamy to shape the concept of family. But it is sex, and the need to have sex, what really motivates us as individuals and sex is what has brought us to this day. With money we will live better, without a doubt, and with a lot of money we will live much better, and with love we may live happier, or so they would have us believe, but without sex, my friend, without sex there is no life, and if there is such a thing as life without sex, it will feel like an eternity.
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Published on 2016/12/20
FRUSTRATED ROBBERY IN A SEX SHOPA robber decides a sex shop that's about to close will be his target, but inside he finds two tough guys who, far from being afraid of his gun, throw sex toys to him...
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And today, on "Pretty girls I'd like to know very deeply and their Instagram accounts", Marlena Posa.
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Published on 2015/11/12
FUCK THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VAGINA IN THE WORLDA sex toy manufacturer has been searching on the Internet the most beautiful vagina in the world, in order to scan it in 3D and replicate it so they could sell it.
They made a contest with a $5,000 prize for the winner and $2,500 and $1,250 for second and third, apart from a trip to Los Angeles so they could scan their vaginas and start selling the copies.
These were the chosen girls...
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If you wanna buy a pussy masturbator, you should know we have a lot on our sexshop.Check it out!!
Published on 2015/03/27
KENDRA'S PUSSYKendra Sunderland, the camgirl from the University of Oregon who became famous thanks to the rector who denounced her, is really taking profit of her months of glory. She's accepting some works besides her usual ones...
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Published on 2015/01/12
THE DAY YOU RECEIVE THE PACKAGEThis ad is full of methapors and allegories related with sex and more precisely with the sex toys you can buy in a sexshop.
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"You don't work, you don't study... What a fucking lazy life you have, dude! What's next? Licking your own balls?"
Published on 2014/10/02
LIKE A GLOVE!All men jerk off. That's a fact. Some people look the other way, accuse others of being perverts or laugh at them when they're caught, but ALL of us do it!
And, if you're looking for something to improve the practice, you're in luck! Check out this handie! The perfect glove to jerk off!
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All the cell phones pointing at my booty!