Published on 2023/06/23
THE BATHTUB TAP

The human evolution has had different pillars across time, and one of them is capacity to create and innovate. Where you see a faucet from which water comes out, I see the perfect opportunity to masturbate.

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The disadvantages of remote working.

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Published on 2023/06/21
MAGICAL ORGASMS

Let's face it, if you had a magic wand, more than half of your spells and incantations would be sex related. Don't feel bad, you know it and I know it.



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The candy aisle.

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Published on 2023/06/20
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL239

Eat fruit, play sports, sleep 8 hours every day and masturbate. Healthy habits that will make you live longer and better.

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How was your Tinder date? Was she nice?

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Published on 2023/06/19
TAKE OUR JOBS, BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WOMEN

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The problem with the invasion of the machines will not come when they take away our jobs, but when they take away our women. That's where shit will hit the fan.



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When you're on your way home but you decide to take a detour to visit your friend.

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Published on 2023/06/16
TIME DOESN'T WAIT FOR ANYONE

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You know you're getting older when 3 handjobs a day starts becoming a little too much for you to handle.



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Elegant and discreet stoppers for the sink and bathtub.







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Published on 2023/06/15
SUCTION CUPS AND BATHTUBS

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Chairs, tables, tiles or, as the case may be, bathtubs. Find a solid, smooth surface and stick your suction cup on it.



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What is behind some of those sex machines that have become so popular lately?

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Published on 2023/06/14
THEY LIKE FREAKY COCKS

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The Japanese sexual kinks have spread all over the planet and their famous tentacles have reached the pussies of the West. Huge cocks, from another world, with different shapes and colors, full of stretch marks and suction cups, mercilessly penetrate hundreds of women from half the world. What happens next is that you show up to a woman with your standard 15cm dick and they laugh at your face.



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The AI and its sense of humor.

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Published on 2023/06/13
LIFE WITHOUT MASTURBATION IS VERY BORING

david, oscar
Fingering is like going to the dentist's office with a smartphone, if you don't take it with you that's ok, nothing happens, but given that they're always so slow to do everything, the wait is going to feel like forever. The same thing happens with masturbations, it is not necessary to masturbate, but life is going to feel like a long boring ride.



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The friendzone is that spot where, no matter how close you are to her, others are always the ones who enjoy the best part.

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Published on 2023/06/12
YOU GIVE SENSE TO ALRNCN

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We fire up the ALRNCN machinery for another week and we're ready to go out in search of the best content that moves through internet. ALRNCN's machinery does not run on diesel or solar energy. It works thanks to your visit. As long as you come to see us, we will continue here. You are our fuel.



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A nice horse ride.

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Published on 2023/06/09
HOW MANY AND WHERE

A macro survey carried out by Arcwave in the US, Europe and Asia reveals that, on average, men masturbate 156 times a year, which translates to masturbating three times a week. Regarding the place where men touch themselves, 30% do so in the bedroom, another 30% in the shower, 22% in the bathroom in general and 1% at work. We have a remaining 17% uncategorized, which I suppose will be distributed among elevators, cars, cinemas, walking the dog, booths or in supermarket aisles.



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