Published on 2018/05/16
IN MY HEAD YOU'D GO HOME CRYINGAnd today, on "You should've remained quiet and not listen to your courage and other things"... practical examples showing one thing is what you think it's gonna happen and a whole different thing is who everything ends. There isn't always a
happy end.
Perhaps in your imagination you was going to start hitting like a pro and the other was going to run away humilliated, but sometimes reality is very different from what we'd like...
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Stop time machine.
Published on 2018/05/16
HIDDEN MESSAGESYou just need to read between the lines and know how to interpret the
signals in order to see these guys are going home pretty horny...
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Trying to piss in the dumpster...
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Published on 2018/05/15
I PROPOSE A WIN-WIN SOLUTION FOR BOTH OF USViolence's innate in men, it's in our genes. Women, on the contrary, are more pacific and natural mediators. They prefer to reach agreements and solve conflicts the empathy way.
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Cumshot fail.
Published on 2018/05/14
PITCHED BATTLE AT ASCOTThe legendary, glamorous Ascot racecourse, the favorite among England's elite, was the scene of a pitched battle between two groups of well-dressed people who went to watch this weekend's races.
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Caught fucking... Playing with her pussy... And a naive Genevieve.
Published on 2018/05/10
SHOOTS A GROUNDHOG BECAUSE OF ITS AGGRESSIVE REACTIONA policeman from Maryland observed on the road an unusual traffic jam and drove his car until seeing the reason: a groundhog. The drivers, who didn't want to run over the animal, slowed down and provoked the jam.
The cop got out of the car and tried to drive the groundhog away from the road. However, seeing no collaboration on the mammal side, decided to pull his gun and shoot it twice.
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And today, on "Pretty girls who make us fall in love and their Instagram accounts", Stefanie Knightly.
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Published on 2018/05/09
ANNOYING HIPPIESApparently, a group of homeless hippies without money except for drugs and booze has settled at The 16th St Mall, a shopping mall in Denver, Colorado, and they're always begging and annoying people who's going to shop or work, provoking tense moments and violent situations.
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Family matters.
Published on 2018/05/04
HIT METhere are very few things more pathetic than seeing a man trying to attract the attention of a woman.
There are a lot of techniques and most of them are shameful or embarrassing, mainly because they're easily detected. By us men and by them (women). For example, the guy in this video. The price? Having the girl hit his face. It doesn't mean he'll succeed, but at least he's gonna have her attention for a while.
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Bench press.
Published on 2018/05/04
DON'T HONK YOUR HORN AT THEMBad decision here when they decided to honk the car horn at the police car which was double-parked. What started as a recrimination for obstructing the lane ended up with a chase and an arrest with blows and strangulations in between...
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And today, on "Pretty and very expensive girls and their Instagram accounts", Uliana Berdysheva.
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Published on 2018/04/30
DON'T ANGER ALEJANDRAAlejandra's generous, a great friend to her friends and she collaborates sharing and spreading messages of animals shelters to adopt kittens and puppies... however, despite her appearance, be careful with Alejandra, don't anger her.
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And today, on "Pretty girls with whom I'd like to wake up on a beach and their Instagram accounts", Brit Manuela.
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