YOU CAN'T MAKE LOVE HERE

They thought nobody could see them, but the security cameras were filming everything and a patrol was going to them in order to stop their rapture of love.



Motherfuckers. The security guards I mean. Why couldn't let them finish? Even hunters do that!



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If you feel uncomfortable when his knee touches yours because of the lack of space... imagine living an experience like this.

WHEN NOBODY IS WATCHING

walter
It's hard to escape the all-seeing eye. Nowadays, fucking outdoors has more consequences than it did 30 years ago.



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- Let's see if you can put a bit more rice, last time there was very little.

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TAKING THE AIR

ariel
I miss going out to 'take the air' like it used to be done. Our parents and grandparents were big on setting up chairs outside the house and getting together with the neighbors to spend the afternoon.




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Clean. Very clean.

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THE PARADE

Watching beautiful models go by walking down the catwalk while another pretty woman gives you a handjob discreetly and without raising suspicions. Who says that money doesn't buy happiness?



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You should have your future under control before you tell me things abuot my future.

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BETWEEN CARRIAGES

walter
Fucking between carriages on the subway is like sitting in the last row of the movie theater to get a blowjob. It may be disrespectful to others, but you're doing your part not to disturb people too much.




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When you fall asleep in the garden with your butt exposed, and mosquitoes have a feast.

Believe it or not, the device is a venom extractor. I'll leave a link to Amazon in case you're interested.


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CONGRESSWOMAN KICKED OUT OF THEATER FOR GETTING HANDSY WITH PARTNER

A republican congresswoman for Colorado, Lauren Boebert, has been caught by security cameras at the Buell Theater in Denver during a performance of 'Beetlejuice'. In the footage, you see the congresswoman vaping and taking selfies while other attendees call her out and ask her to stop bothering everyone.
But it doesn't end there, because you can also see her partner groping her breasts and her getting frisky with his crotch.
Apparently, it was their first date.



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When the air conditioning breaks.

If you want to know what happened here, you have the link to the full movie.

There are three scenes: in an office, in a classroom, and at a burger chain restaurant. Someone has control over time and the ability to freeze it.


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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

walter
The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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The price of gasoline has increased by 34%.

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