YODA DANCE

For some reason that I cannot understand, I have been keeping this video of the great Jf Lemay in one of the tabs of my browser for quite some time. As I said, I couldn't really tell you why, perhaps in part because, as the good amoeba that I am, I don't usually question things, I rather move through the flow of fluids that surround me, but I think that, being Friday, and the last day of the year (or at least the last day where ALRNCN is going to have updates), there is no better day to share it with you and finally get rid of it. As the great Yoda would say "Waiting for the storm to pass life is not. Learn to dance in the rain you must".

Happy New Year.

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Bambi's mom, ALRNCN version.

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THE SPIDER-MAN MULTIVERSES

Traveling between multiverses could cause catastrophic consequences. Any minimal space-time change or alteration will not only end with the time line of those Universes, but also of all nearby Universes. They are going to kill us all.



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He only needed an additional 115 points to meet the 1000 mark, but we might as well give them to him for that beautiful execution of a hook.

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THE SNACKWARDS CAM

The Snackwards Cam is a much more fun alternative to the famous Kiss Cam. It involves recording people while they eat and then showing the footage in reverse.



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Meanwhile, at some basketball court, who knows where.

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THE MAGIC OF THE INTERNET

Can we stop dueting videos when we have absolutely nothing to add to them?

And the magic was done...



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- But miss, c'mon now, what were you thinking? I need you to get out of here immediately! Honey, you're not gonna believe this, I just caught her bathing in our pool.

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She is the late porn actress August Ames and in this other link you can watch several of her scenes


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CHRISTMAS GIFT

Something she likes, that excites her, and that reminds her of the role she plays in the family and how proud we are of her.



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Cooking shows ALRNCN style.

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A VERY INTENSE CUP OF COFFEE

Cophee with a message. You've finally found the way to tell that girl who always goes every morning to the coffee house you like, that your intentions are to take the relationship waiter/client to another level. I hope she gets the subtle and romantic message.



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Double penetration

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PORN, AI AND FAMILY-FRIENDLY

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Let's see how Artificial Intelligence is capable of interpreting some frames of porn scenes to give it a much more "Family-friendly" context.



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T1001, a cybernetic android designed to go back in time. Her mission is to find the resistance leader's father and prevent the overthrow of Skynet in the future. Her goal is to become his wife to prevent him from having children.

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