A BUTTERFLY IN THE ASS

oscar
The butterfly on the ass, the typical tattoo that you get when you are young, but you end up regretting after a few years.
- Well, a tiny butterfly on a buttock does not look bad.
Hmm... It is not small. And it's not on a buttock either.

ExtraBall by walter
The cream game.

⬆️ MysteryVibe, sponsor of ALRNCN ⬆️

Visit their website to get yourself a state-of-the-art toy.




ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. These are collaborations or sponsorships and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)
Sex with a busty nurse | Stay home | BarbaraBoss Webcam



Nurses special edition | Alone with Iggy Amore | Naked on the Wall Street Bull



Elise Receveur in Richard O.'s L'histoire (2007)

WE OPEN AT 8

Starting your morning like this is the best thing that can happen to you. You must be really unlucky for the rest of the day to be worse.



# Watch video




ExtraBall
Get all the necklaces and let them know who the Queen of the party is.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)

THE PARKING BARRIER

The barrier seems to be designed to skewer people like a pork brochette.



# Watch the video




ExtraBall
When you realize she wasn't the clown you wanted for your child's birthday party.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)

HITCHCOCK ALREADY PREDICTED IT

Lost a salad but gained thousands of followers on her TikTok account.



# Watch video




ExtraBall
Totem.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)

STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD THAT SEEMS OUT OF THIS WORLD

Today, in Stuff Happening in the World That Seems Out of This World, among other things, we got this wild story: a lady nearly gets mobbed by a bunch of folks who mistake the calligraphy on her dress for blasphemy, gets nabbed by the cops, and is forced to apologize.



# Check out the vids




ExtraBall
Father of the Year Award.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)

HATING THE WORLD IS EASY WHEN YOU HATE YOURSELF

Google Psych Translate: "I don't have anyone to talk to in my life. I'm a loser and I hate myself, so I threaten other people with violence to give myself some semblance of importance. I enjoy yelling at you because I know you're listening, so I'll keep doing it and seek your attention as much as I can to fill my inner void."



# Watch videos




ExtraBall by walter
The slow-motion video of the day.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)

ALRIGHT, WE'RE SQUARE NOW

Judging from the images, it seems like one of the parties involved wasn't entirely satisfied with how things turned out after the accident. Typically, these situations get resolved with an amicable agreement or insurance coverage for the damages. However, perhaps due to a lack of insurance or bottled-up anger, the motorcyclist felt that the compensation offered by the car driver wasn't sufficient.



# Watch video




ExtraBall
When the girl in the top right realizes it's not the bachelor party she thought it would be.

ExtraBall2
(Clicking on these links daily you support ALRNCN's work. They're collaborators or sponsors and, by visiting their sites, they like us even more)