Published on 2014/12/12
FAKE CROTCH BLUGEI'd love to know what are those girls thinking... I know there must be many different thoughts... "It's so huge", "That must be a fake", "If only I could enjoy it tonight", "So much for him and so little for others", "That must hurt"...
Using a fake crotch bulge in order to film women's reactions and lookings.
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Elton John taking everything ahead...
Published on 2014/12/11
I THINK YOU WANT SOMETHINGYou'd be really bad if tonight you don't get to fuck her...
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Published on 2014/10/10
NEW YORK POLICE DEPARTMENT. WHAT DO YOU NEED?Apparently, this cop not only sprayed the guy with pepper spray, but he also stole $1,300 from his pocket. When the girlfriend protested, she received the same corrective.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Published on 2014/10/08
CANDICE SWANEPOEL. STOLEN PHOTOS IN THE BEACHIn spite of having seen their boobs many times, you should never underestimate new photos. What would tell us our great-grandfathers and great great grandfathers if they got to know we despise such stuff?
Candice Swanepoel attended a photo shoot for a swimsuit brand and a smart paparazzi managed to take his own pictures, showing the good time spent by the heterosexual employees in charge of lighting, costumes...
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BE CAREFUL!!!!!
Bella Bellz... The owner of that huge butt.
Published on 2014/09/17
THOSE LEGS, MISS NEBRASKA!!Miss Nebraska should be taught some protocol. Although a thing I'll say... a true winner would've worn nothing down there.
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Hey, I can see your pussy! Oh, wait...
Published on 2014/09/15
THE MOST SURPRISING FINAL TWIST. EVERWTF, Internet, you're just getting better and better!
Somebody make the GIF before the video disappears, please!
And today, on "Pretty girls you'd bang for sure and their Instagram accounts"... Mary Shum.
Published on 2014/08/18
A PORN MOVIE FOR THE BUS TRIPThat unforgettable and embarrassing moment when the bus passengers tell you you left the porn movie on the TV's.
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And now, on "Gorgeous chicks and their Instagram accounts", Lauren.
Published on 2014/07/29
SUMMER FESTIVAL LOVEMum, you never talk about dad...
I have very few to tell, son...
Was he a bad person?
No, no... he seemed a good guy... I'd have liked him better...
Did he abandon you for another woman?
No... when Tomorrowland festival was over, he returned to his country... I guess...
What's shorter than a summer love? A summer festival love.
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Published on 2014/07/24
I'M WAITING FOR THE BUS
Neither reading the news in the cell phone nor tweet or play Candy Crush... Neither reading a book nor listening music... When you're waiting for the bus, the best you can do is having a woman give you a blowjob!
Hey! I'm not the only one who thinks that! More people agree with me!
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Published on 2014/07/18
CAUGHT FUCKING BEHIND THE DOOR
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The most shocking fact isn't catching them fucking behind the door, which it's weird too, but knowing this happened during Chicago's gay pride parade. Unless she isn't she... you know.
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It's been a long time since we last talk about Lady Gaga, huh? This is the last photo she shared on Instagram, a photo that I preferred to save because of the social network's censorship.
Dear Gaga, are you trying us to think you didn't realize that tit? I can't believe it. Mainly because my girlfriends check the pictures two times before sharing them and, if it's necessary, they repeat the pic dozens of times...