Published on 2025/02/21
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL317
I hope your week has been at least somewhat entertaining, thanks to ALRNCN. Nothing would make me happier. Well, maybe a few things would—like checking the lottery and finding out I’m a millionaire, or a Dubai sheikh deciding to fund me just for fun, waking up to breakfast in bed prepared by Margot Robbie in lingerie, or Elon Musk randomly wiring me a couple of million just “for the lols.” Or even bumping into Angela White, having her twist her ankle, bringing her home to ice it, and then getting absolutely ravaged by her as a thank-you. That too.
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Published on 2025/02/20
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Female beauty has a magnetism that goes beyond the physical. It’s not just about perfect features but about gestures, glances, the way they move, the way they smile. It’s a blend of elegance, mystery, and natural attraction that disarms anyone. No matter how much we try to resist, men inevitably surrender to their charm, mesmerized by that mix of sweetness and power that seems designed to trap us without escape.
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Published on 2025/02/20
MINUS TIMES MINUS EQUALS MORE. IF EVERYONE IS ARMED, NO ONE IS ARMED.
Weapons create paradoxes that are hard to resolve. In a country where they’re legal, those who don’t carry one put themselves at a disadvantage against those who do. But if everyone is armed, no one dares to use theirs because they know the other person might shoot first. And yet, in a country where they’re banned, the only ones who have them are those who don’t follow the law, leaving everyone else as defenseless targets.
The theory says that arming the population creates balance, a game of deterrence where the risk of retaliation keeps guns holstered. But reality is far messier. Owning a gun, in itself, can push you to use it in situations where you otherwise never would have considered it. A misunderstanding, a pointless road rage incident, a moment of anger… and suddenly, pulling the trigger feels like an option.
If no one carries weapons, there’s no dilemma. If everyone does, the risk is always there but kept in check by mutual fear. And between these two extremes, the paradox remains: allowing guns means that those who don’t carry them are at risk, banning them means only those already outside the law will have them. So the real question is: which scenario would you rather live in?
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Published on 2025/02/20
EAT, SLEEP, SHOWER AND MASTURBATEoscar, david
Hygiene is essential, just like masturbation, so jerking off in the shower is like taking a nap after lunch—a timeless act of self-care. I’m pretty sure I read this in an ancient Chinese proverb, or at least I like to think so. And honestly, if the Chinese have spent millennia perfecting gunpowder, silk, and philosophy, they probably know a thing or two about life’s simple pleasures. Take their advice.
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