Published on 2012/05/18
WHAT A FUCKIING GRANDMOTHER
"That thing appearing with your grandfather, can it be a snake??"
"Yes, but she isn't my grandfather, but my grandmother."
People say that if you look to your girlfriend's mother, you'll be seeing she in some years. But I've also heard that it's more possible that she looks like her grandmother... Ok, now... ehm... bye bye, my sweet girlfriend!
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Published on 2012/05/17
LOU CASAMASSA. SELF DEFENSE AGAINST RAPERS
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There's nothing like a practical example to give sense to a theoric explanation.
Martial arts' instructor Lou Casamassa knows it, and that's why, in his self defensa video for women, he tried to show every possible situation confronting a raper.
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ExtraBall:
After a hard day working, mister Powell opened his mail. "Damn it!", he shouted. "What happens?", asked Miss Powell from the kitchen. "A speed fine!!", replied angry mister Powell
– A SPEED FINE!!
Update: Ok, he's been arrested!! :)
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Published on 2012/05/04
PINKIn a certain way I can understand the Middle Age's fears, that people could think someone was a witch or possessed only because they were weird and their behavior not "normal".
I suppose some human beings, a few centuries ago, also had the necessity to express their feelings. Now we call them artists, and when we don't understand them, they're nuts, but we don't appeal to satanic beliefs neither we burn them at the stake... but so long ago, people were afraid and thought about witches' sabbath when they saw images like these ones.
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ExtraBall by ElTintas:
Do you know who will win the costumes first prize, don't you?
Iron Man.
Published on 2012/04/11
KARATE MASTERS
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For many young people, Internet has been their personal Miyagi Sensei. There're so many fight vids uploaded that many people think they can emerge victorious against situations as those they have seen sit in front of the computer.
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Our next character, for example... He has learnt everything he knows thanks to the Internet. Entering forums, visiting Youtube, commenting videos...
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- “in twitter someone is saying a bear has escaped and it's in this area, haha, yes, of course, a bear...” (0:22).
The bear.
Published on 2011/09/06
MARILYN MANSON'S NEW GIRLFRIEND IS A REAL DOLL, BUT REALLY REALMarilyn Manson was catched the other day, going out of a projection, with a Real Doll he's possibly fucking. But she's not an ordinary doll, this one moves by herself, a fact which allows you to go for a further step, as introducing her to your parents.
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Published on 2011/09/06
TOUCHING 1000 RUSSIAN GIRLS' TITS
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Smelling girls' asses in the street, touching their tits... and with their consent! Man, what are we doing wrong??...
Sam Nickel is a russian man who was determined to touch the tits to 1000 girls and afterwards offer his hand to Putin. Why for?? To touch tits, it's obvious!!
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Published on 2011/09/05
FART SMELLER MOVEMENT
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Among the signs of free hugs or kisses (yes, there're still people doing that), we must highlight one for its daring... "Fart smeller movement"
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Published on 2011/09/05
WHERE YOU SEE X, I SEE YThe only problem about perceiving a distorted reality is that it usually creates conflict with those who see the reality in a different way.
But, who are the wrong ones? The ones in minority? The majority always is right? Think about how many millions of flies do like shit...
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