Published on 2015/02/10
SMELLS LIKE LOVESara X, according to her usual modus operandi, reminds us Valentine's Day is around the corner...
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Hey, Ronaldo! Come, get the ball!
Published on 2015/01/22
196 KM/H HITThis poor boy, a ball kid, was very happy of participating in the Open of Australia and well... he was marked by the experience... literally.
The question is... Who picks the ball kid's balls up?
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Lady Gaga in one of those days I'd fuck her endlessly...
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Published on 2015/01/16
TWERK WESTSome outlaws arrive to the city in order to spend all the money they took in their last robbed train. I'd fuck all of them, no matter their crimes!
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"Oh, and I met Cindy and she looks terrible... she gave birth again and she has those awful dark circles under her eyes! She sleeps very little, poor thing. The baby cries 4 or 5 times each night and since her husband works, she has to take care of him all the times and..."
Meanwhile, in your head...
"Are you listening to me?"
"Yes, of course... she sleeps very little..."
Published on 2014/11/18
HIS PARKOUR BEGINNINGSAfter watching some parkour videos on Youtube, he decided to go out to the street and try it by himself. It's all about running and jumping, isn't it? What possibly could go wrong?
And that was his first and only try. It's been a week since then and he still chews glass.
It's mine, bitch!!!
Published on 2014/11/18
HIS PARKOUR BEGINNINGSAfter watching some parkour videos on Youtube, he decided to go out to the street and try it by himself. It's all about running and jumping, isn't it? What possibly could go wrong?
And that was his first and only try. It's been a week since then and he still chews glass.
It's mine, bitch!!!
Published on 2014/10/30
HE WANTED TO IMPRESS... AND HE IMPRESSEDThe intention was good, and perhaps if he'd been successful, he would've impressed the cheerleader he's flirting with, but it wasn't his moment, destiny didn't want to give him a good hand... maybe another day... as long as he's still able to walk.
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Published on 2014/07/29
AND NOW BE READY, I'LL LAUNCH YOU A BALLAfter seeing Rina Takeda's entrance in the field, I wouldn't be calm while waiting for her to launch the ball. Perhaps watching "Shaolin Soccer" made me think another thing...
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And now, on "Check out my Instagram account to see how pretty I am", Ashley Denise.
Published on 2014/07/11
FOLLOWING WILL SMITH TOPLESSWhat happens if a woman's topless on a beach in Ibiza (Spain) and she sees Will Smith? Will she put her bikini on? Apparently not...
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Shoot it, Will! Shoot it!
Published on 2014/07/09
HONORARY KICK-OFF MADE IN CHINAAnd that's how Yan, a yoga teacher, took the honorary kick-off before the match between the Brothers and Lamigo.
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Published on 2014/07/03
THE HEAVY MOMENT OF THE DAYWhat would happen if his hair got struck on a machine??
Advancing yards... ... But don't laugh! RUN!!