Published on 2015/01/22
TOPLESS PROTESTSome days ago, a group of ladies protested in Ipanema Beach, Rio de Janeiro, because they want to sunbathe topless. They don't want it to be a crime. However, some of them didn't dare to show their tits... what a fucking protest!
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Wow, look what you can get in there with a little of patience!
Published on 2015/01/21
GIVING A BLOWJOB IN A BEACH OF BRAZILPerhaps she's drunk... perhaps she's a fucking cunt. Anyway, this chick gave a blowjob to a guy in a beach of Brazil full of people. The public cheer her and they even help her with the blowjob... don't get too tired, cunt!
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Published on 2014/11/10
BLINDFOLDED RACEBe it
playing Twister or running blindfolded, Brazil knows how to promote and explote their chicks...
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The Queen's throne...
Published on 2014/11/06
BIG BRAZILIAN BUTTSBrazilian chicks' bodies are awesome. Those legs, those hips and those amazing butts!
A group of them playing a Twister-similar game with flags of different countries. Look at those booties! They could stop anything, like the tires in ports that absorb the impact of ships.
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Published on 2014/07/09
NEYMAR'S SPINE FRACTUREIn a parallel world, where the World Cup's also taking place, Neymar's spine fracture had other origins... He's screwed up anyway.
I don't know what hurt him the most, that fracture or watching Brazil lose 1-7...
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Published on 2014/05/26
VENGABOYS – TO BRAZILVengaboys is a music group emerged in the Netherlands during the end of the last century. Some of their famous songs are “
We Like to Party” or “
We're Going to Ibiza!”.
Because of the next Soccer World Cup, they have composed a new song: "To Brazil". I think the music is a bullshit, but the video... how I love the video!
Published on 2014/05/07
ZOMBIE ATTACKAnother of those hidden camera pranks where the prankster dresses up as a zombie in order to scare people. The problem here is that it's in Brazil and considering how they close the matters... Well, I guess it was filmed in a good neighbourhood.
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Published on 2014/04/29
GRENADE!!
It could have appeared in a "Police Academy" film, but it didn't. You know sometimes reality surpasses fiction and this is a good example.
In a police academy in Brazil, a cadet practices launching grenades along with her partners. When he's about to launch it... well, see it by yourself...
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When you think you're fucking her like a God and that nobody has ever fucked her like you...
Published on 2014/04/11
LIVE THEFTBrazil is gonna be the center of the world soon. In June, the Soccer World Cup is beginning and the Olympic Games will take place there in two years too. I don't know why they chose this country, but the authorities will have a hard time to control everything.
A woman is being interviewed precisely about this topic, wondering if she feels safe in her city's streets... And then...
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Is your nose still itchy?
Published on 2014/03/28
THE WINNER OF THE CARNIVALIt's a gross video, but if you try to put on the protagonist's skin, everything changes. A great success for his age, unless he paid money for it... However, it's good to see how aging doesn't fade your spirit or your willingness to...
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Lady Gaga
vomiting, Miley spitting... When are we going to get a squirting, girls?