Published on 2014/09/15
THE MOST SURPRISING FINAL TWIST. EVERWTF, Internet, you're just getting better and better!
Somebody make the GIF before the video disappears, please!
And today, on "Pretty girls you'd bang for sure and their Instagram accounts"... Mary Shum.
Published on 2014/08/18
A PORN MOVIE FOR THE BUS TRIPThat unforgettable and embarrassing moment when the bus passengers tell you you left the porn movie on the TV's.
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And now, on "Gorgeous chicks and their Instagram accounts", Lauren.
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Published on 2014/08/18
A PORN MOVIE FOR THE BUS TRIPThat unforgettable and embarrassing moment when the bus passengers tell you you left the porn movie on the TV's.
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And now, on "Gorgeous chicks and their Instagram accounts", Lauren.
Published on 2014/07/29
SUMMER FESTIVAL LOVEMum, you never talk about dad...
I have very few to tell, son...
Was he a bad person?
No, no... he seemed a good guy... I'd have liked him better...
Did he abandon you for another woman?
No... when Tomorrowland festival was over, he returned to his country... I guess...
What's shorter than a summer love? A summer festival love.
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Published on 2014/07/25
HE LOOKS SUSPECT...At night, it's dark, residential zone, a hooded guy, trying to go unnoticed... son of a bitch! He must be a thief!
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Hello, Nicki Minaj... Calling your last song "Anaconda" and showing off your ass like that, swalloing everything... What should we think?
Published on 2014/07/18
CAUGHT FUCKING BEHIND THE DOOR
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The most shocking fact isn't catching them fucking behind the door, which it's weird too, but knowing this happened during Chicago's gay pride parade. Unless she isn't she... you know.
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It's been a long time since we last talk about Lady Gaga, huh? This is the last photo she shared on Instagram, a photo that I preferred to save because of the social network's censorship.
Dear Gaga, are you trying us to think you didn't realize that tit? I can't believe it. Mainly because my girlfriends check the pictures two times before sharing them and, if it's necessary, they repeat the pic dozens of times...
Published on 2014/07/16
SEX IN PUBLIC TOILETSSometimes you're so horny you don't think well and you dare to take the risk of getting caught... after all, if you miss the opportunity, who knows when will you have amother one? If you have to fuck in a public toilet, just do it!
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Caraoke Love. LL Cool J - Control Myself (feat. Jennifer Lopez).
Cara Delevingne, I like you.
Published on 2014/07/09
HARRY STYLES, ONE DIRECTION AND JESS' WET PUSSYHarry Styles (member of One Direction) made a "mistake": he faved a photo on Twitter shared by Jess @itzfuckingjess (the account's been suspended), where she appeared with her fingers soaked in vaginal fluids.
Jess realized a member of One Direction had faved her tweet and she asked him to lick her clean.
The directioners reproached the act (not hers, but his)... by creating the hashtag #HarryDontLickAnything, which became trending topic.
Meanwhile, Harry Styles quickly unfaved that tweet and began
faving photos of cats and puppies.
That's what happens when you're famous, Harry. You can't say what you think. Unless you don't give a shit about what others will say.
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Published on 2014/05/23
JUST A MINUTE, MORON! I ONLY NEED A MINUTE TO FINISH!
Disco bouncers have a bad name and I suppose there are reasons for that... not just because they may deny you the entry or may treat you as a piece of shit... but also because, when you're inside the disco, they don't let you do many things...
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ExtraBall by Wiman
“Crème caramel” or the new erotica.
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Published on 2014/05/23
ALYSSA ARCE & COAlyssa Arce, Pamela Horton, Val Keil and Marketa Janska work as air hostesses for an airline that, in case of existing, wouldn't have enough ink to print so many tickets. A 12-hours flight would be so different with these hostesses!
The photos were shot by
Tony Kelly for PlayBoy Mag.
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Nabilla Benattia showed a boob by accident in the last Festival of Cannes.
It's not the first time she suffers a slip. That's the problem of having big boobs.
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