Published on 2013/09/17
BY A HAIRBREADTHThat's really saving the life by a hairbreadth. If I were him, I'd have to stop because of my knees trembling... and he goes on as fast as before!
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Published on 2013/09/17
GUIDED TOUR IN A MANSION IN AUSTRALIAMark Mason sells mansions in Australia and, for one of his last acquisitions, he had a great idea: shoot a video where he himself shows the house's luxuries, but with an extra which makes you wanna buy it.
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The ostrich position: her head underground. Use only in extreme cases and don't keep her more than 5 minutes from fresh air.
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Published on 2013/09/09
WE WERE SO HORNY...
The stars in the sky, the full Moon, a pleasant temperature, the romantic canals and perhaps some alcohol. That's love! You begin kissing her under a balcony and you end fucking her in the water, far from voyeurs. Or maybe not?
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This little boy is horny, too...
Published on 2013/09/04
HOMELESS FEASTDon't feel pity for them just because they don't have food... they fend for themselves. Maybe you're hungrier than them...
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I've done that hundreds of times in the GTA.
Cops running away.
Published on 2013/09/02
BYE BYE, BIKINI!I don't know what embarrassed her the most, if falling down or losing her bikini.
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Town guys 0
Bull 1 .
Published on 2013/08/22
MY STRANGE OBSESSIONIt seems like the Cookie Monster is no longer very interested in eating cookies...
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And talking about obsessions...
Published on 2013/08/20
AND SHE PASSED OUT
It was their second date. On the first one they went to the cinema to watch a romantic comedy only chicks wanna watch. After that, she agreed to go to a Yankess game, despite she didn't like baseball.
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Who won the game?? I'm sorry Ben, I fell asleep!
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Angry Birds with two changes (pigs --> drunkards, birds --> dustbins).
Angry Rave.
Published on 2013/07/18
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY'S SLIPI don't really know if it's a slip or if the photographer had the intention to shoot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's tits (Victoria´s Secret girl and actress in Transformes)...
Well, it doesn't matter. Here they are.
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The conquest of the space has somewhat stopped since humanity put a foot on Moon... of course there're some missions out there, but without humans. We've found out the reason. And we're happy to announce that it can be solved. More astronauts will be willing to go to the space.
And what is that? Oh, nothing, just an artifact to fuck with zero gravity.
Published on 2013/07/16
TRAPPED AND HELPLESS
This must stay between you and me... Today's handjob was with this video. Well, I mean... this morning's.
She's a poor MILF, trapped and helpless in the kitchen. I'd like so much to be in that guy's situation!
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Published on 2013/07/16
THE POWER OF THE ROSES
Tells the legend that roses become magic flowers at 12am. It's a sorcery which comes from Asia.
If you give a rose to a girl and she smiles, sucks your finger and takes her panties off, the rose was a good one.
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300: Rise of an Empire