Published on 2014/12/02
A BIKE RIDE TO USE MY GOPRO FOR THE FIRST TIMEYou just bought a GoPro and you get your bike to film your first video, despite it's been some years since you last rode it.
Don't overdo, your wife tells you.
Otherwise you'll get too tired. Don't worry, I'll go slow...
I don't know why, but I was afraid it was a fake... I checked out his Youtube channel and the video of the dog doing the ice bucket challenged confirmed it.
Those wonderful years
Published on 2014/12/02
MEGAN FOX'S GARTERIt's a pity Megan Fox doesn't follow the trend of many other celebrities of exploiting her body with "slips" or stolen photos... despite she's a bad actress.
She doesn't need it, some people will say, or perhaps she lacks ambition... In all this time, how many slips have we seen of her? Or showing off her boobs on photo shoots?...
Anyway, I also appreciate these photos of Megan shopping along with her husband. I appreciate them in a sexual way. I like her butt. I like that garter-trousers and seeing how does she twist her feet like a Japanese girl... You turn me on, Megan, in case you didn't notice it.
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Published on 2014/11/20
KOREAN RECKONINGWe use to talk about the Russians, but what about the Koreans? These images were filmed by a car that had to stop because there was going to be a reckoning...
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Published on 2014/11/17
KATE UPTON AND GAME OF WARSSince the customer profile for war videogames is 16-45 men, girls are the best in order to promote new games, be them for consoles and computer or cell phones and tablets... We saw it recently with
Emily Ratajkowski and the new Call of Duty and we see it now with Kate Upton and "Game of Wars".
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Yolandi Visser, member of the band Die Antwoord...
I know the image's a fake, mainly because I've seen the original one, but I didn't know Yolandi likes showing off her butt during concerts.
Published on 2014/10/27
HALLOWEEN AND REMII'm shocked of so many scare videos I've watched this year because of Halloween... If there are lots of them during the year, imagine now with the perfect exucse... Most of them are bullshit. However, among them, some smell less bad, like this one made by Remi Gaillard... One of those pranks where the best thing you can do is run away, just in case, because you don't have much time to think whether it's a prank or not...
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As Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) goes so unnoticed among so many superheroes and superpowers, she opted for changing the strategy in order to steal the limelight... and the truth is that now everybody stares at her and the silence falls when she shows up...
Published on 2014/10/20
BIANCAGHEZ'S EQUALIZERSThe truth is 30 seconds of video would've been enough and they could've saved the other 90, but since we published on Friday some photos of her, I think it's funny I came across her today again... and recognizing her was the funniest part!
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You know there also are some leaked pictures from Snapchat, don't you? Well, this could be one fo them... A selfie of Megan Fox as what all selfies should look like.
Do you recognize the photos? Whose body is that? She was here just before holidays (the true pic), she's a pornstar and we've published a lot of videos of her...
Published on 2014/09/25
DAN BILZERIAN ARRESTEDYesterday, Dan Bilzerian, the millionaire who loves guns, women, poker and media exhibitionism and uses Instagram to make people jealous, published a video showing how the police arrested him, including a cop who pointed a gun at him.
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Me, as a zombie.
Published on 2014/09/23
THE WOMAN WITH THREE TITSTruth or not, real or not, there's a 21-year-old girl, Jasmine Tridevil from Florida, who says she had a third tit implanted, like the mutant in "Total Recall". She affirms she had to pay $20,000 and paid a visit to 50-60 doctors until she found one accepting the operation.
And why did she do that? Because she wants to become famous and have a reality show on MTV. Until now she only got to lose her family, as her parents don't wanna know about her.
BTW, her third nipple seems to be tattooed. It turns out they hadn't another one. They always come in pairs :)
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Published on 2014/09/17
DOUBLE-KO TO THE NUTSI think this video's quite dubious... Fights arranged by the Church? Fighters and followers of God cheering and acclaiming the hits between parish brothers? And what I find more weird... that double-KO?? I've watched it some times and... no... I'm afraid it isn't true.
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Published on 2014/08/07
THE FALSE PORN PRODUCERHe isn't a false porn producer. They aren't innocent girls either. This is porn, my friends, and nothing is what it seems and everybody knows very well what they're doing. We're old enough to not believe in fairies!
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