Published on 2014/05/23
JUST A MINUTE, MORON! I ONLY NEED A MINUTE TO FINISH!
Disco bouncers have a bad name and I suppose there are reasons for that... not just because they may deny you the entry or may treat you as a piece of shit... but also because, when you're inside the disco, they don't let you do many things...
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ExtraBall by Wiman
“Crème caramel” or the new erotica.
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Published on 2014/05/15
HAND SOAP
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With one hand, with both... Grabbing it hard in order to do friction or with your fingertips, only with your forefinger and middle finger... With fast or slow movements, on the base or on the glans...
Tell me how do you soap yourself and I'll tell you how...
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Published on 2014/03/21
IT'S FRIDAY ON THE HIGHWAYS TOOAfter a hard day of work controlling, imposing fines and signposting... radars, cameras and other surveillance systems get together in places like bars, pubs, public WC or recreational halls.
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OMG! A TV in the mirror!
Published on 2013/10/30
WALKING DEAD'S DARYL, PAINTED WITH BLOODXiaonan, hyperrealism artist, painted Daryl's face "with blood". I really enjoy this kind of stuff.
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You fill my life with colour, you light my awakening, I love you mor every day and I'll never forget you... So? What do you think?
Perhaps you don't understand it. It's intelligent humor.
Published on 2013/09/26
DEVON LEE BANGED IN THE BATHRROMDevon Lee debuted in the porn industry in 2005 and she fitted really well in the American stereotype of actress most wanted in that year: short, pretty and with big boobs and asses.
She began filming as a schoolgirl and ended as a MILF, starring in more than 130 porn movies...
In this scene for Brazzers, she's a teacher who discovers a student fapping in the bathroom. You can imagine how will that continue...
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Published on 2013/08/12
BOOBSMAN, THE SUPERHERO WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO BEThere's a new superheroe in the city who will protect Gotham City's boobs and breasts. It was a vacant post and he's got it from himself. Yes, perhaps you had the same idea, but he's been faster.
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Miss contest... or maybe not?
Published on 2013/04/30
LET ME SHIT IN PEACE!Many people can't shit in peace if someone can hear them. Some of them open the tap to soften the noise... but you waste too much water! Here you have the solution.
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Old people have problems with technology. Black people too.
Published on 2013/02/28
PHOTOSHOP MASTERS
Perhaps many of these images have been retouched by third people, but I'm sure there're many cases of people who, not being happy with the real result, have used Photoshop to try to improve it.
- I remembered you with a waist more... less... in the picture you seemed more...
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Why do teenagers do this kind of stuff? In order to fit in the group?
Not silly, the next.
Published on 2012/10/03
IKEA, SAUDI VERSIONNo, this isn't the seven differences game. In this year Ikea's catalog, you can see an image of a family in the bathroom in the page 93. An image where you can see a man, a woman and two kids.
But, in the version for Saudi Arabia, the woman has been removed. In fact, they've changed all the photos with women to erase them.
I know it's their culture, their religion and it must be respected, but don't you think it's a bit silly and insulting??
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