Published on 2015/06/17
POLE MASTURBATIONAttention to this video. Even more difficult... Is she a stripper? No!... Is she just a dancer? No! She's something more...
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Published on 2015/05/12
ANNA POLINA COOLCOOLCOOLThe Russian pornstar Anna Polina has collaborated with the music video of the French band CoolCoolCool doing something she's very good at: jerking off before the cameras.
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Published on 2015/04/21
I'D KILL YOU, BUT PREFERABLY WHILE SITTINGI have mixed feelings for this invention... on the one hand I love the idea of playing shooters by using it, but on the other hand... do I really have to be all the time running?
I'm sure you'd also like putting your hands on this, but... every day?? 2 or 3 hours?
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What's that!? A big dildo??
Published on 2015/04/20
SWALLOWING DILDOSI suppose it's a matter of technique. You can also use your strength, but you'd probably end throwing up!
I came across a page with 4 o 5 GIFs of women swallowing dildos and I tried searching for more images because I wanted to create an entry about that. And I found more than enough stuff!
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Published on 2015/04/01
GAME OF BONESAn armchair and a throne are not the same. You want your armchair to be comfortable and your throne to command respect.
On an armchair you watch TV, read a book or spend many hours sitting on it... on a throne you receive emissaries and address important matters.
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Published on 2015/01/29
STACEY AND JOEY'S SLOW MOTIONI think the title of this entry is quite self-explanatory...
Stacey + Joey + slow motion... Perhaps we could see this like an equation, but it'd be a waste of time because it's obvious the "X", here, are their boobs.
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Sea cucumber
Published on 2014/11/14
DEATH WAS LOOKING THE OTHER WAYOne of those videos where someone miraculously survives, dodging Death... well, dodging... he doesn't even move! Probably he survives thanks to that.
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Published on 2014/10/23
KIM KARDASHIAN, THEN AND NOWI just watched a video of a very young Kim Kardashian, back when she wasn't famous at all and she was trying to gain prominence... and I'm including along with the video some photos taken recently, so you can appreciate the difference...
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ExtraBall by dorte_op
OMG, that's what I call an impossible asshole...
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Published on 2014/10/23
SPOOKY CAR WASH PRANKThe streets of some cities have become slowly in horror houses. Everyday there are more people filming scaring prank videos. And that may be counterproductive because one day there'll be a true madman wielding an axe and nobody will take him seriously... until heads begin rolling.
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Hey, let me play with my Wii!
Published on 2014/10/23
SPOOKY CAR WASH PRANKThe streets of some cities have become slowly in horror houses. Everyday there are more people filming scaring prank videos. And that may be counterproductive because one day there'll be a true madman wielding an axe and nobody will take him seriously... until heads begin rolling.
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Hey, let me play with my Wii!