Published on 2014/09/18
BE CAREFUL!! THE KID!!Oh, c'mon! The only person capable of jumping into the water is the cripple? He was even near to take the prosthesis off. The other people approach, yes, but they must think "if you're the father and don't jump, I won't either..."
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A seaworm looking for a new house...
Published on 2014/09/02
MAKEUP MEMESFor some days I've been stumbling upon some images where you can see the results of a good makeup: "Makeup Transformation" is the name of this meme and these are the best I found...
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Any news, John?
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Published on 2014/07/22
DRUGGING GIRLS IN PUBLICThey say it's a social experiment, but what they really want is to be hit. Why? Because then they get more views on Youtube. And more views = more money.
These pranksters wanna see people's reaction when they try to drug girls in public.
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Lessons... today, how to ride.
Published on 2014/07/22
THE SWINDLER, THE DISTRACTED WOMAN AND THE KARMAThe most important thing when it comes to fake an accident in order to swindle your insurance company is choosing well the victim. NEVER choose a woman.
This guy didn't obey this rule and he chose a distracted woman.
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ExtraBall by Queequeg
Time goes by. Things evolve. Double dildo.
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Published on 2014/05/15
HAND SOAP
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With one hand, with both... Grabbing it hard in order to do friction or with your fingertips, only with your forefinger and middle finger... With fast or slow movements, on the base or on the glans...
Tell me how do you soap yourself and I'll tell you how...
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Published on 2014/03/14
LADY GAGA. CONCERT. PUKEDoes anybody know if Doritos has said something about Lady Gaga's last show? The brand was the sponsor of the concert and it was very visible during the performance... I think they must no be happy with that.
Gaga wanted to recreate Millie Brown's show, that girl who drank color liquids in order to vomit them and make paintings, so she asked a dancer to drink a green liquid... The dancer had to vomit on Gaga. Disgusting? Nope, more than that.
The problem? The girl couldn't throw it up...
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Using your fingers to puke? Leave it to little girls!
Published on 2014/02/07
LOOKING FOR THE LOST DILDO
Losing a dildo inside a pornstar's ass isn't a good sign. First, because you can't keep shooting and second because she may need urgent care and consequently a bill.
How will all this end?
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It's so cute!!
Published on 2014/02/07
LOOKING FOR THE LOST DILDO
Losing a dildo inside a pornstar's ass isn't a good sign. First, because you can't keep shooting and second because she may need urgent care and consequently a bill.
How will all this end?
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It's so cute!!
Published on 2013/10/21
JORDAN CARVER'S FULL METAL CHESTWe've already talked about Jordan Carver in Alrincon. In case you don't know her, Jordan is an erotic model of German origin who makes a living in the United States. The main reason for her success are, obviously, those huge boobs.
And the reason why I'm publishing this is because of her "full metal chest"... you can buy it on her website!
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Something is missing in this picture... do you guess what could it be?
Published on 2013/09/13
BUSY DAY IN A PORN STAR'S LIFEYou seem tired today, honey...
A filming day in the porn industry can be really exhausting... Not all scenes are shot in a room with a comfortable bed, with a guy fucking you (harder of softer)...
This is a good example of what I'm saying.
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Hey! But in porn you also meet a lot of people...
These girls ended becoming friends.