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Published on 2023/09/21
GET ACTIVE, MASTURBATE
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Did you know that a jerk-off session burns around 30 calories per minute? And if you use a suction cup dildo, which makes you move and tense your muscles more, you can burn up to 70 calories per minute? Did you know that with a 10-minute wank, you burn double the calories of a 1-hour walk?
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Nominees for the Darwin Awards.
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GET ACTIVE, MASTURBATE
david
Did you know that a jerk-off session burns around 30 calories per minute? And if you use a suction cup dildo, which makes you move and tense your muscles more, you can burn up to 70 calories per minute? Did you know that with a 10-minute wank, you burn double the calories of a 1-hour walk?
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Nominees for the Darwin Awards.
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Published on 2023/09/20
THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
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They say wasting water is irresponsible, so masturbating in the shower would be an uncivilized and highly reproachable act. But it turns out water is like energy: it isn't created or destroyed, it just transforms. Didn't they teach you about the water cycle in school? The water you drink, evaporate, or discard down the drain will eventually be back in circulation, whether it's through urine, condensation, or direct return to rivers and seas. So don't believe everything they tell you and have a good wank in the shower. What's the point of living in the first world if you can't do these things?
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THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
david
They say wasting water is irresponsible, so masturbating in the shower would be an uncivilized and highly reproachable act. But it turns out water is like energy: it isn't created or destroyed, it just transforms. Didn't they teach you about the water cycle in school? The water you drink, evaporate, or discard down the drain will eventually be back in circulation, whether it's through urine, condensation, or direct return to rivers and seas. So don't believe everything they tell you and have a good wank in the shower. What's the point of living in the first world if you can't do these things?
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Published on 2023/09/19
READY FOR AN ALIEN INVASION
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We have those who've been preparing for years for the day aliens invade our planet. Now they may seem strange, but when the day comes, which will happen sooner or later, they'll have a big advantage over us.
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It seems to me that Disney is going downhill without brakes and without anyone at the wheel. Snow White (1937) vs Snow White (2023)
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READY FOR AN ALIEN INVASION
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We have those who've been preparing for years for the day aliens invade our planet. Now they may seem strange, but when the day comes, which will happen sooner or later, they'll have a big advantage over us.
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It seems to me that Disney is going downhill without brakes and without anyone at the wheel. Snow White (1937) vs Snow White (2023)
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Published on 2023/09/18
BE READY TO JOIN US ALL WEEK
I have said this several Mondays and today isn't the exception: Join us throughout the week, don't miss out on the goodies that we will upload every day and you will see how without realizing it, you will make it to Friday with a much more positive attitude. Surely you will not find any doctor who corroborates this theory, nor any paper that talks about it and endorses my words, but horoscopes are not a science either and if you are Aries you will surely get along badly with a random Pisces.
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The model is here. Please, can you stand in front of your work stations and begin painting?
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BE READY TO JOIN US ALL WEEK
I have said this several Mondays and today isn't the exception: Join us throughout the week, don't miss out on the goodies that we will upload every day and you will see how without realizing it, you will make it to Friday with a much more positive attitude. Surely you will not find any doctor who corroborates this theory, nor any paper that talks about it and endorses my words, but horoscopes are not a science either and if you are Aries you will surely get along badly with a random Pisces.
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The model is here. Please, can you stand in front of your work stations and begin painting?
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Published on 2023/09/15
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL247
If you decide to put your life in order and stop smoking, star eating healthy, avoid Twitter, deleted Disney+ and enrolled into a gym, the next best thing you can do is start and finish the week here at ALRNCN. All of the above are fundamental for a healthy, balanced and fun life.
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Big Love.
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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL247
If you decide to put your life in order and stop smoking, star eating healthy, avoid Twitter, deleted Disney+ and enrolled into a gym, the next best thing you can do is start and finish the week here at ALRNCN. All of the above are fundamental for a healthy, balanced and fun life.
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Big Love.
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Published on 2023/09/14
MASTURBATING COMPULSIVELY
Masturbating in public places is like crossing a street without looking both ways; There may not be any cars passing by at that moment, but sooner or later you will end up getting caught and thrown out of a shopping center.
Remember: Touch yourself in moderation, if possible when you are at home, and always try to cross the streets at pedestrian crossings when the cross light is green. And just in case, never forget to look both ways.
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Welcome to paradise.
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MASTURBATING COMPULSIVELY
Masturbating in public places is like crossing a street without looking both ways; There may not be any cars passing by at that moment, but sooner or later you will end up getting caught and thrown out of a shopping center.
Remember: Touch yourself in moderation, if possible when you are at home, and always try to cross the streets at pedestrian crossings when the cross light is green. And just in case, never forget to look both ways.
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Welcome to paradise.
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Published on 2023/09/13
MASTURBATE WHILE WATCHING PORN
Masturbating while watching porn is like eating while watching a cooking show.
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How about that wrestling move?
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MASTURBATE WHILE WATCHING PORN
Masturbating while watching porn is like eating while watching a cooking show.
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How about that wrestling move?
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Published on 2023/09/12
LISTEN TO MOTHER NATURE
If masturbating was a bad thing, nature wouldn't have put our hands so close to our genitals.
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There's no harm in smelling.
Frivolous Lola (1998), starring Anna Ammirati and directed by Tinto Brass. Link to the film
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LISTEN TO MOTHER NATURE
If masturbating was a bad thing, nature wouldn't have put our hands so close to our genitals.
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There's no harm in smelling.
Frivolous Lola (1998), starring Anna Ammirati and directed by Tinto Brass. Link to the film
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Published on 2023/09/11
ORGASM SISTERS
The blood brothers thing is very cool and fraternal. Cutting yourself with a razor and high-fiving the hand is ok and all, but if we bring orgasm sisters to the table, everything else is rendered useless.
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Spider Woman.
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ORGASM SISTERS
The blood brothers thing is very cool and fraternal. Cutting yourself with a razor and high-fiving the hand is ok and all, but if we bring orgasm sisters to the table, everything else is rendered useless.
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Spider Woman.
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Published on 2023/09/08
MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL246
I told you this on Monday and I'll remind you about it today: Have you seen how quickly the weeks go by visiting ALRNCN every day? Because for me, I don't know where time is going. I mean, come on, if I blink, I miss it.
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We have been using it wrong all along 😵
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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL246
I told you this on Monday and I'll remind you about it today: Have you seen how quickly the weeks go by visiting ALRNCN every day? Because for me, I don't know where time is going. I mean, come on, if I blink, I miss it.
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We have been using it wrong all along 😵
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