Published on 2018/04/26
NEVER SHOW YOUR BACK TO A COWBOY
Westerns used to be soporific after lunch, but if you were able to stay awake, you could learn a lot of things, for example that cowboys were rude, strong and very brave men. Nowadays, kids grow up watching Gumball, Sponge Bob and Uncle Grandpa and they think life is easy and that they're fuckings kings.
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Comparisons are always odious...
Published on 2018/04/26
SOMEDAY WE'LL MISS PORN FROM THE PAST
cristobal, walter:
I think future generations will miss the type of porn we grew up with. Well, they won't miss it because they won't know it, unless someone has an old VHS or DVD from his grandfather... but I'm sure they'll see present porn as bland... just sex, just fucking... and they'll miss dialogues, contexts and plots... and then the
horny plumber and the housewife with a husband who doesn't pleaser her will be back... and the repairman who repairs the car of an attractive woman in exchange of sex...
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What other girls? There are no other girls! I don't know how to tell you!
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Published on 2018/04/26
DECONSTRUCTING TROUSERS
dakitu, walter:
There's a moment in any discipline when, in order to keep advancing, you need to deconstruct... It's happening in cooking and has been happening in fashion for even more time.
What are trousers for? For being warm and covering, no? Ok, then make them stick to the essential. Let's deconstruct trousers.
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Fucking in the bathroom... Kelly Brook goes topless... And student threesome.
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